Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me!
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9 Nov 2016
Fixing your hope to the temporal inevitably results in ultimate hopelessness. Fixing your hope to the eternal inevitably results in victory.
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26 Sep 2025
.@iowahawkblog My wifeβs great aunt Margaret. We think this was taken in Sacramento while she was executive secretary to Governor Ronald Regan. Maybe the car ID can help authenticate? #davescaridservice
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20 Nov 2024
If you think news you pay for is magically imbued with extra reliability, then let me introduce you to the world of college football recruiting websitesβ¦
19 Nov 2024
"Only 12% of voters pay for news." π°
Keep this in mind when you're wondering why misinformation spreads so rapidly, while the articles/posts that debunk it can't seem to make a dent.
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30 Sep 2023
Picture from last night on the left, picture from 20 years ago on the right. Thank you @robertrandolph for *always* making sure your fans have an amazing time!
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Seriously, @TraegerGrills, how is it that the $15 coffee maker I bought 12 years ago still works perfectly, but the most expensive cooking device I own - and bought from you - barely lasts one stinking year?
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10 Dec 2022
Remember that time you paid cash for your waterbed? Neither do I.
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Very much looking forward to tomorrow's edition of The Briefing. I always appreciate the perspective and candor @albertmohler brings to his eulogies on the show.
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Thatβs my boy!
24 Aug 2022
True Story: New Staff and Students were sorted to 1 of 4 houses today. Reveals were delivered via scrolls, but members of 3rd grade (not pictured) misheard and were expecting βsquirrels.β π€·π»ββοΈMaybe next year?! #houseprogram #trinity #cambridge #oxford #StAndrews #naturestudies
