Joined October 2014
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Mohamed is doing perfectly fine and neither he nor I prefer to discuss sensitive future plans with people not involved in them. Both he and I are very private about these things. Yes, people may ask and they may get a standard polite response but that’s about it.
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We do not know where Mohamed will play next season. This also means that no one else knows. Beware of the click-whoring attention seekers.
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Imagine getting out of bed… setting up a camera… then getting back into bed to pretend you’re just waking up… for a video… to post on social media… then asking people to ‘like, leave a comment, and subscribe’
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Happy new year to everyone except to the slaves of machines with screens and the scum that use said machines to show off or seek attention.
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Pathetic, really.
Why do ‘Influencers’ who became famous by making silly faces and being irritating get better access at sporting events than real fans do? Says a lot about the celebrities who entertain them. #StopMakingIdiotsFamous
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Imagine if George Carlin were still alive today and got a glimpse of those ‘people’ who live their lives on social media, or of those who queue for hours to buy something they don’t need.
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This means CHAMPIONS.
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Excellent at his job.
We're 7 points clear There's a title to be won 🔴
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Wow…
Soap that treats early-stage skin cancer—it sounds too good to be true, but it's a real-life breakthrough! What's even more amazing? The inventor is a teen: Heman Bekele was in Abu Dhabi to collect the @ZayedAward and he stopped by the CNN studio:
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Funny how most of the people obsessed with showing off expensive brands and logos on social media are the ones that shouldn’t be buying them in the first place because they can’t afford them. HAPPY THURSDAY!
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Best player in the world.
Top of the Premier League table, and top of the goal involvement charts 🔝 Mohamed Salah has been seriously impressive so far this season! 🇪🇬👑
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You’re not normal and need help if you: 1) Live your life sharing everything you do, with strangers on social media; or 2) Are obsessed with constantly showing off expensive logos on social media. I hope everyone enjoyed the weekend!
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When I say that a footballer that played decades ago was better than one playing today despite it obviously not being the case, I just feel so sophisticated and well read.
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Two girls at a restaurant, nearby table. Probably in their early 30’s. They barely spoke except for when they were taking pictures of each other on their phones and discussing filters and poses. Food arrived, took pictures of the food. Took pictures of the drinks. Filmed the restaurant. Discussed filters once again. Posted the pictures. Then constantly checked who saw the posts and who ‘liked’ or commented. Barely ate anything - too busy texting nonstop. This isn’t an exaggeration but I really think that throughout the 2.5 hours, neither of them let go of the phone for more than 45 seconds in total. I actually felt sick observing that.
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OH I ALMOST FORGOT, and they looked EXACTLY as you’re imagining them right now.
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