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I just hate a dirty hippie communist.

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Jun 2

I try me best to obey the Lord's Commandments, I do. I was thinking about the one about Coveting today as I was mowing the yard and the neighbor's young wife was jumping on their trampoline. Geez. I'm old, I'm not dead, and bouncy titties are bouncy!

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Jun 1

When I get dressed, I always do a little "pat down" to make sure I have the essentials. Migraine medicine, knife, wallet, phone and gun. Always, without fail, I do this. Anyone else?

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May 13

Doing this to a truck is the same as wearing your pants half off of your ass. Just..don't.

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May 13

Country music singers with fake Southern accents, just quit that shit. You ain't fooling a real Southerner.

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Apr 14

If I was in charge of the world, gun hooks would be mandatory in every public bathroom.

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Mar 28

I recently realized that there are black people who think Wakanda is a real place and a real way of like. They're like totally proud of 'Wakandans'. What the flock, over?

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Mar 21

I think it's retarded of us to have all of our B52 fleet at just a couple of bases. We used to have them dispersed across the country, and while expensive, that kept them harder to destroy. Today's drone fiasco at Barksdale shows this.

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