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11 Nov 2022
In this scramble for the exits, I'd forgotten to consider that I might be someone people want to follow.
Well, I could be wrong, but better to have it and not need it,
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Apr 29
it's hilarious that we are having "Europeans don't think America has bread" and "British people think Sprite is lemonade" discourses at the same time
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Jan 13
(the more serious issue is that those things being illegal should not mean that everyone present at the protest is held responsible when one person does it)
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12 Sep 2025
you cannot accuse these people of hypocrisy because to them you are just doing that dril post about saying good things and bad things being the same
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13 Jan 2025
My least favorite genre of post is someone saying "you can't make this up" with a screenshot/article that was clearly made up.
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13 Jan 2025
Like even if it were in fact true that wouldn't change that it's the most basic ass bullshit.
I certainly could make it up. Do you really genuinely think you couldn't? Have some fucking self respect.
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12 Jan 2025
why can't the conspiracy theorists ever pick just one conspiracy
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22 Dec 2024
I thought the point of the antarctica thing was to convince the flerfs who went there in person? why are people talking about it like a video that can be faked, why aren't the people who were there speaking up as respected members of the flerf community?
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22 Dec 2024
why is it both a fake video and something explained with some stupid dome reflection model pick a damn lane
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12 Dec 2024
if your "please disable ad blocker" still shows up with only trackers blocked, i'm turning ad block back on
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1 Oct 2024
parkour this civilization that
what the hell happens inside an anvil, Evbo?
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6 Aug 2024
hey @firefox
please warn me when any tab takes more than 1 GB of ram so that I'm aware of the problem before one tab using 7 GB and one with 3 GB use up the rest of my available ram in my system.
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6 Aug 2024
also it didn't happen this time but please do not ever respond to killing a tab process in the windows task manager by closing the browser instead of showing the "tab crash" page.
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16 Feb 2024
everyone has a right to a lawyer, the fact that the state not paying for it does not violate that right for people who can afford it doesn't change that
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16 Feb 2024
(and debt relief doesn't require any significant labor anyway so it's an irrelevant argument)
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15 Aug 2023
this should be considered false advertising. they know my numbers aren't remotely good enough.
also apparently it's not "X Blue"
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4 Jun 2023
no more
ALT mute list of all the big meme recycling accounts that are always all over the timeline
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1 May 2023
why did i just get logged out and had to log back in twenty times before it would stay logged in
ALT Screenshot of "There was a login to your account @Random832 from a new device on My 01, 2023. Review it now." repeated 15 times.
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27 Jan 2023
How does it miss most divorces?
If we're assuming that most divorces involve women that have been divorced multiple times, it actually gives those divorces *extra* weight, because ten divorces divided by three women is a larger number than ten divorces divided by ten marriages.
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27 Jan 2023
You latched onto "adjusted" and figured there must be some conspiracy where they 'adjusted' it to be lower, when in reality the way they measure it makes it *higher* than it should be.
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4 Jan 2023
made this for a discord shitpost, figured it can also be a twitter shitpost
ALT Meme of Jeb being elected Speaker of the House.
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1 Jan 2023
has Twitter always made a noise when refreshing the page on mobile
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