#MBA, almost #CPA.

Joined January 2012
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Replying to @Wu_Tang_Finance
@Wu_Tang_Finance @weirdmedicine @JimNorton @NickDiPaolo @jimmykimmel @TheEllenShow It is currently cheaper to wash your hands with @GreyGoose vodka from #Costco than #purell hand sanitizer on @amazon Grey goose = .82 / oz Purell = $1.18 / oz
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Our first baseball game ever. Houston Astros vs Detroit Tigers. New sport unlocked.
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Replying to @TruthFairy131
They are not like us, and You don't understand.
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A young girl wants to distribute free cookies & chocolates in her community. Immediately, a horde of Muslim women rush over & surround the girl, pushing one another to grab handfuls off of the plate. Not one thanks the girl.
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Honestly this is embarrassing.

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This is nuts
The UK arrests people over retweets. Crazy.
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"World Cup — who are you rooting for to win it all?" Rep. Adriano Espaillat (D): "Mexico" Darializa Chevalier (D): "Senegal"
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Meanwhile incredible scenes unfolding outside of sofi stadium Iranians are handing out t shirts with names & faces of protestors murdered by the Islamic regime on January 8-9 The IRGC wont be allowed to wash the blood of these youth through sports
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You came to America in 1998, 28 years ago. Before that, you didn’t even know the Knicks existed.
.@NYCMayor said he didn’t go to sleep til 3:45a following the #Knicks win. “We’ve been waiting for this for 53 years, and it just feels like the entire city is alive. The biggest city in the country feels like the smallest town in the world.”
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Our most American experience so far🇺🇸 We met with the Houston Police department and ate typical Texan BBQ together. It looked in there just like in the movies. They even put on Ella Langley just for us.😂
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This is so insane😭😭😭
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This is all so insane. We found this when we got back to our room. And then someone even sent cupcakes to our room. I genuinely don’t understand how it got to this point. We’re just normal World Cup tourists.😭😭
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
Fun fact. Zohran learned Arabic in Egypt during the Arab Spring.
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Mamdani posts message in Arabic warning about traffic in NYC from his official Mayor account
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Perfect
This man spent years lecturing Canadians about wealth inequality, reducing carbon footprint, and boycotting America. Now he flies private jets with his GF worth $400MM and openly cheers for USA soccer. Absolute legend. Good job, Eastern Canada 👍
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Look at this entitled chauvinist trash on the streets of Canada who thinks he’s entitled to tell this woman how to dress. 🤮 Typical Islamic republic / free Palestine scumbags

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BREAKING: A school bus driver tries to stop people from destroying his bus in NYC. “It's coming out of my paycheck!” This is Zohran’s NYC.

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Our room for the coming days in Houston. I don’t even know what to say about this. This is just unreal. No words. Huge huge thank you to JJ Watt for giving me and my friends the opportunity to stay at a place like this🙏🙏🙏
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Zohran made his own brooklyn aesthetic World Cup jerseys because the absolute last thing he will do is wear a Team USA Jersey and show an ounce of Patriotism. He thought ahead on this one have to give him credit.
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HASAN PIKER: "Do I want Graham Platner to win this fuckin’ race? Abso-fuckin-lutely I do.”
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BREAKING Iranians have won a major legal battle against FIFA over banning the display of Iran’s flag. FIFA will NOT be assisted by the city to confiscate our sun & lion flags when Islamic Republic plays Egypt in Seattle. Bring your flags 🇮🇷!
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