*TUCKER CARLSON'S FARADAY FOREST - 2:33AM*
"What you mean by this is mean?" Tucker Carlson, illusive/elusive America First Fed... asks
"Tucker, I love the dark, but I need my cellphone"
"What is a cellphone?"
"A smart phone"
"Are you not smart without a phone...."
"grrrrrrr......"
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You see, Flipp got some orders from his commander Nick Fuentes
"NONE OF THESE NIGGAS CAN STOP MY MOTION.... WELL TUCKER... tucker does the best, and he's offering to train you to be a chunin (mid level ninja) CIA/FBI agent"
"Oh come on Nick, his training is going to be impossible and archaic, he doesn't know what porn is!"
"Yes he does, and that makes it even worse, look, we need elite capital for 2028, and that means you being a S tier Jonin for psy-ops when the time comes... NOW GO! Bring Powdur, Extra Emily and Emiru too"
"Fuck me!"
*DASHES-----------------------------> Tucker Carlson's Remote Cabin
"Uhhh... AHHHHHH NO NO NO GIANT BUGS IM GOING...... BYE" Emiru leaves
"haha sperg i don't care about-" *Gets one shot by a random bug acid spray, Flipp TP's her to a hospital, Tectone passed this test like 3 months ago and is a chunin already
"Is this what 'america first' with NJF has to offer?" asks Fucker Carlson local asshole with flannel
"No we are amazing" says flipp
"If you are so amazing, do something amazing with no internet, no mobile phone"
"How?!"
"Transform yourself into this panther, it's an A tier Jutsu, good luck, you only get food once it's done" Tucker Carlson Says like master roshi
"Here are these crayons, color in the scroll in the dark, infuse your chakra, become the scroll animal." *POOF HES GONE TO DOHA*
"Hmm, Oh gosh hahaha, we can do this, our IQ's are above 125 flipp, we are STRONG" Extra Emily strikes a Might Gai pose!
"Okay fine, you first Extra EMILY :), if you can do it then I probably can too cause we are both talented and not pussies like Powdur and Emiru ;3" 🎭
We need a better anime avatar for you Emily, please post one heh heh