i cant wait to show my friend the news of the day. i remember getting drunk with him 5 years ago telling him, a bunch of WEF cronies want to try to force ID on the internet.... then eventually cbdc's and probably social credit. step 1 going hard and some already discussing step 2

Everytime. Hey @elonmusk, when are we changing it so official government accounts can't block public comment/criticism?

We still doing this?

>"Criminal, non-worker, stupid, mentally ill" >immediately thinks about race ... Bro, the tell is too hard

Who could have possibly seen this coming!?! Im more suprised they're actually getting charged than anything Lmao

Imagine being online for decades, there's this idea of "new world order" controlled by globalist elites shared around, always labeled as conspiracy theory Fast forward to 2026, globalist elites are using the term and people are eating that shit up I can't man, its to funny

I love how 90% of the politics tweets I seen in canada are: Right: hey, yeah, the current policies are shit actually and everything is more expensive. Can we maybe do something? Left: this guy loos like a looser, look at my cherry picked photos. Your mad! Your mad! Your mad!

From @ThomasSowell quotes.... Let me tell you what just happened in Canada because nobody else is going to frame this for you properly. A man named Patrick Pichette, former Senior VP of Google, sat on a stage at the Canadian Liberal convention this week and suggested that young Canadians who want to leave the country to work in America should pay an exit tax of $500K to leave. And the room applauded. Thunderous applause, actually. Now, let me tell you about Patrick Pichette. Patrick Pichette left Canada decades ago to take a job at Microsoft. You know what he paid to leave? Thirty dollars. He climbed the ladder. Made his fortune. Moved to Europe, where he lives now, comfortably, far away from the country he's trying to lock other people inside of. Pretty sweet. This man paid thirty dollars for the same door he now wants to charge your kids $500,000 to walk through. That's not a policy. That's pulling the ladder up behind you and setting it on fire. What a nice guy! Just another "compassionate" and "empathetic" progressive to add to my list. But here's where it gets really fun. Let's zoom out. The Canadian boomers have built themselves quite a paradise up there in Snow Mexico. They inflated a real estate bubble so extreme that a starter home costs nearly a million dollars. Their children can't afford groceries. Their grandchildren will never own property. The entire middle class ladder has been sawed off at the third rung. They opened the borders and brought in so many people so fast that the cities don't resemble what they looked like ten years ago. The character of entire neighborhoods changed in a single generation. And if you say anything about it, if you even notice it out loud, you're a racist. You smile and clap and pretend you don't see your own country disappearing in front of you. The boomers don't live in those neighborhoods, of course. They live in the suburbs they bought for $200,000 in 1995 that are now worth $2.5 million. They don't see it. They don't have to. They only see the TV. The state broadcaster. That's how their reality is defined for them. And what are they worried about? A recent poll showed that the number one priority for older Canadian voters was signaling against Donald Trump. Not housing. Not immigration. Not the cost of living. Trump. Orange man bad. That's what keeps them up at night while their kids can't afford milk. And they don't feel any embarrassment over it. In fact, they're PROUD of it. These are the people who just handed Mark Carney a majority government. Serious people. Serious decisions. Obviously. So the young Canadians, the ones who can still do math and still want a future to look forward to, start looking south. America has jobs. Affordable housing. A culture that still rewards ambition instead of punishing it. Not to mention the beauty of the First and Second Amendments. Can you blame them? And what is Canada's response? Not "let's fix the economy." Not "let's make it possible to build a life here." Lock the door. Charge them half a million for the key. Thomas Sowell predicted this pattern. When you raise the cost of leaving, you don't keep your best people. You keep the ones who can't afford to escape. The ambitious ones leave earlier, before the cage door closes. The ones left behind are the ones the government deserves: obedient, dependent, and too broke to fight back. Free countries don't need exit taxes. Prisons do. You know what? Maybe it's time for America to just put Canada under a conservatorship. Like Britney Spears. Somebody needs to step in and manage their affairs because they are clearly not capable of governing themselves. Their government is spending their money, controlling their movements, trapping them inside their own borders, freezing bank accounts, and making decisions that no sane person would agree to. Sound extreme? Tell me how it's different from what Canada is already doing to its own citizens. I'll wait. Free Canada

wildest community note on this app 😭

Holy fuck THE MEME HAS BEEN SPOKEN

Why this look like they're in a vape pen? Who smoking that parasite pack?

looking head ah space anomaly

Yes

Japan Twitter has been the best things that has happened on my timeline since I've been on this site. The memes are glorious and the people are wonderful. Thank you @elonmusk

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No Kings explained for people who think they're fighting fascism. You're standing in a crowd on Saturday. You look around and think yeah. No Kings. This is what democracy looks like. Bro. You're holding a sign made by a communist billionaire who lives in Shanghai. You live in a constitutional republic. Elections. Term limits. A free press that spent four years calling the president a fascist without one journalist being arrested. The modern left's definition of fascism: You love your country? Fascist. You want to enforce the border? Racist. You think parents should raise their kids? Bigot. You want to know who's voting in your elections? Jim Crow. Being patriotic is fascism to the modern left. But every country has borders and enforces them. 176 countries require ID to vote. That's the definition of a country. But the Democratic establishment told you otherwise. And you believed them. Congress has a 15% approval rating. 80% of Americans disapprove. 97% of incumbents got re-elected. Chuck Schumer. 46 years. Longer than Stalin. Steny Hoyer. 45 years. Longer than Mao. Mitch McConnell. 42 years. 5x more than Napoleon. Nancy Pelosi. 39 years. Longer than Henry VIII. Maxine Waters. 35 years. Longer than Mussolini. Bernie Sanders. 35 years. Triple Hitler's entire reign. Trump. 5 years and 3 months. Won the popular vote and the electoral vote. But Trump is the king. Okay buddy. You don't hate kings. You hate kings that aren't yours. And Saturday they had you in the streets carrying their water. The Democratic Party installed a president without letting you vote. Biden quit on a Sunday. By Tuesday your queen was crowned. No primary. No debate. No ballot. First time since 1968. Three days before your march every Senate Democrat voted against photo ID to vote. During COVID you carried a vaccine card everywhere like a hall pass from the government just to eat at a restaurant. But getting a birth certificate or waiting two hours at the DMV to prove you're a citizen before you vote? That's oppression. The Democratic Party is pro illegal immigration. Counts non-citizens in the Census. Census determines congressional seats. More non-citizens means more seats means more power. No voter ID means no way to check. That's how you keep power without wearing a crown. Biden built a censorship machine. Pressured Facebook to suppress true information and admitted it in writing. Censored scientists. Censored doctors. Censored JOKES. The Biden White House told Facebook to remove "humor and satire." They literally went after people for making fun of them. UK does it better tho... Everything they censored turned out to be right. They just outsourced the silencing to Silicon Valley. And it doesn't stop at speech. The extreme left justifies taking children from families. Six thousand schools rewrite children's identities without telling parents. And the State has the right to intervene. The Hitler Youth did this. Mao's Red Guards did this. The Soviets built statues of a child who reported his own father. Same playbook. During Covid, your bakery got shut down. Church closed. You couldn't hold your dying mother's hand at the hospital. But thousands packed together during BLM to burn Minneapolis and THAT was essential civic engagement. Obviously. $2 billion in damage. 25 dead. 2,000 cops injured. 20 states burning. VP Kamala promoted a bail fund for the rioters. No investigation. No hearings. January 6. One building. Few hours. 1,000 prosecuted. Two years of televised hearings. Kings decide which violence counts. The left decided. Charlie Kirk spent his life walking onto campuses asking for honest debate. He was assassinated. CSIS terrorism database. 2025 is the first year in 30 years that left-wing attacks outnumber right-wing. Yet no one brings this up. 75% of liberal students say preventing a speaker from talking is justified. 27% say violence is acceptable. Liberals who went to Trump rallies: "I never felt unsafe." "The experience changed me." Conservatives who show up on liberal campuses get screamed at, blocked, and assassinated. One side talks. The other side screams. The Party for Socialism and Liberation marched with you Saturday. Their stated purpose in their own words: "Revolution." Not reform. Marxism. The system that killed a hundred million people last century. They had you holding their signs while they said it out loud. 500 groups. $3 billion in revenue. Pre-printed signs. The signs were ready before you were angry. The money leads to Neville Roy Singham. Billionaire in Shanghai. Attends CCP workshops. Funnels millions through shell companies at UPS mailboxes. Three Congressional committees have subpoenaed him as a suspected CCP foreign agent. You thought you were fighting for democracy. You were carrying water for Beijing. "Liberals are leaving the First Amendment behind." Spoken by the ACLU lawyer who defended Nazis in court because it was their constitutional right. Bill Clinton put 100,000 cops on the street. Reformed welfare. Said illegal immigration is wrong to a standing ovation. Told America the era of big government is over. Today his own party would call him a fascist. The 1990s Democrat defended free speech for Nazis. Yours censors doctors for telling the truth. The 1990s Democrat held open primaries. Yours installed a nominee without a vote. The 1990s Democrat trusted parents. Yours takes their children. Historians measure fascism across eight traits. Here's who checks the boxes in 2026: Censorship of political opposition. Democrats. Contempt for democratic process. Democrats. Tolerance of political violence. Democrats. State ideology forced on families. Democrats. Corporate-state fusion. Democrats. Scapegoating and manufactured enemies. Both sides. Cult of personality. Both sides. Ultranationalism. Republicans. Five for the left. One for the right. Two shared. You marched against kings on Saturday. You marched FOR kings. You just didn't know which was which. Stop being gaslit. I hope you understand what's at stake.