37 handicap — college hoops enthusiast — ass guy — 76x Retro Bowl champion — proud American 🇺🇸 forklift certified — scared of women.
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i’ll sign her to a 15 second/$3 contract in my bedroom
Breaking: Chicago Sky have waived Hailey Van Lith
Van Lith was their 11th overall pick in 2025
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haven’t gotten drunk in so long. 😔 #sad
#hatebeinsober
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clicked on her story 23 seconds after she posted it. 🤦♂️ #endme
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hot take tuesday: interstellar is a terrible movie.
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Sunday.
18 holes.
83 degrees.
The day ones.
Can’t beat it with a stick. 🙂↕️
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250 follower special: ankle tan-line dox. 😎
love y’all 🫶
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whenever i get bored i go and look through my family amazon account’s search history #2007toyotacorolla
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looks like the major fumble from sophomore year of high school put on 50 lbs. i can finally rest.
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“no Randy, you can’t crack open your 2nd energy drink of the day at 5:08pm” the radical left screams in unison. #freecountry
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elliot cadeau is literally jeremy fears’ father but okay
The top 60 returning players in college basketball for the 2026-27 season 🔥
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that body of yours is fucking absurd 😩
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you know summer has officially begun when the slutty bikini pics start hitting the timeline
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realizing i have to get pride month propaganda shoved down my throat for the next month
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not sure if this is an unpopular opinion but a full sleeve tattoo on a woman is an instant turn off. 🤷♂️
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