Antique print painter, profligate weed gardener.
Joined January 2015
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22 Nov 2024
It’s a bit of Holbien terre verte, a tiny amount of Windsor and Newton cobalt turquoise, a smidge ofW&N titanium white and a prayer.
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1 Nov 2024
I live in a moneyed Red area. This is what we’re doing with our dollars.
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20 Aug 2024
I know I’m not the only one that furiously types a reply then deletes it out of caution. I don’t want to be doxxed. I don’t want to go viral. I don’t want to be a meme. Some things just make my blood boil, but I have to remind myself that’s what engagement farming is at its core.
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20 Aug 2024
Our kids are doomed if we can’t teach them online restraint. We hammered them about abstinence and alcohol. It’s been wildly successful. So much so that some are now getting worried about birth rates. Us adults have been learning it as it comes out,
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20 Aug 2024
but they’re learning through osmosis. We’ve only had widespread internet access for 20 yrs and social media was practically built into smartphones. We took away parks and 3rd spaces from them, developed sophisticated gaming and cry foul when they prefer to be inside.
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14 Jun 2024
She’s objectively more beautiful in the second photo. Framed and sculptural. It’s our own prejudices that tell us the first is better. Look how big her eyes are! That neck! The dimples. Anyone who can’t see it is lost.
14 Jun 2024
Fellas is it gay to like a pretty woman with a well done pixie cut?
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20 May 2024
Plenty of people that never grew up on supermarket trash novels. It’s entirely keeping in line with that.
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25 Apr 2024
My husband and I played hookie on Monday. We went to the small engine shop, the grocery store, got burgers for lunch. I wore low white sneakers, black joggers, a cream hoodie, mirrored sunglasses and a grey ball cap. He kept asking me to breakdance for him.
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9 Oct 2023
My dogs are petty thieves. It’s not often, but I’m currently watching my pup play with her favorite (bright orange) rubber ball that I definitely didn’t buy for her.
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Pointy Paintbrush retweeted
18 Sep 2023
“Because one who does not know how to write thinks it no labour, I will describe it for you, if you want to know how great is the burden of writing: it mists the eyes, it curves the back, it breaks the belly and the ribs, it fills the kidneys with pain, and the body with all kinds of suffering… as the last port is sweet to the sailor, so the last line to the scribe.”
- a 10th-century scribe
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31 Aug 2023
A beautiful TN night on the porch. 72°, minimal no seeums and only one bug to fish out of my wineglass.
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28 Jun 2023
Every reply and quote tweet makes me sad. I come from a line of amazing cooks. I’m endeavoring right now to gift my kids full recipe boxes this Christmas. Vintage tins and 3x5 hand written index cards. It’s a full on labor of love.
28 Jun 2023
"women aren't learning to cook their grandmothers' family recipes" sir my grandmother knew 9 different ways to serve cold shrimp in unflavoured jello, her family recipes should be sealed away in the undersea lightning cage they used to contain the Titans in Disney's Hercules
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2 Jun 2023
Herb garden is going gangbusters! Everybody got a little trim off the top today. Mint, rosemary, oregano, basil (behind the flamingoes), salvia and thyme, lemon balm and mini zinnias at the back.
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Pointy Paintbrush retweeted
23 May 2023
EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN POLLEN
yep.
the real
superintendents
cover us while
we run around
stabbing earth other in the back
confetti
of the spheres
to let us know
that
we’re the ones
who crashed the party
23 May 2023
Everything is covered in pollen.
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17 May 2023
I like this!
17 May 2023
Wi-Fi added to all Robertson County school buses trib.al/HRjYgKw
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15 May 2023
Why don’t people selling their furniture automatically include dimensions? Yes, that’s beautiful and just what I want. But I need something that’s less than 48.” Why waste both our time?
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10 May 2023
You are going to burn the biscuits. Throw that shit on the sidewalk and make a new batch.
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5 May 2023
AI isn’t going to be able to match our weirdness for a while yet. This is a 100% human thought process in real time.
4 May 2023
Hundreds of pounds of pasta — “15 wheelbarrow loads” — were dumped in mounds along a creek in New Jersey — and no one knows why.
An administrator of a local Facebook group called it the “Great Pasta-gate of 2023.” nyti.ms/3NFFjcj
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