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The leak revealed that back in December 2025, Nintendo of America decided to implement Copilot AI into the workspace, even though employees were against it for many reasons.
Rumor: Nintendo hit with data breach, hacker steals 859MB of data via TINYpulse nintendoeverything.com/rumor…
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That neighbor knew what they were doing when they called the cops over a noise complaint because someone was celebrating the Knicks winning. People know what happens when you bring cops into any situation.
FTP: LAPD killed her dog. He was wearing his Knicks jersey. His name was Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive. A neighbor called a noise complaint. That's it. 20 officers showed up. Then a helicopter. For a noise complaint in an apartment complex. And they shot Jameson dead. In front of his owner. In front of her child. No warning. No de-escalation. Nothing. The media is barely covering this. No headlines. No outrage. Like it never happened. If this was your dog... your child watching... how would you feel? Jameson deserved better. That little boy deserved better. His mama deserved better.
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Whenever i flirt with someone my vision switches to third person and i look like this
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La pinta de yonki la tiene sin ser ese eh
Angel Gaitan dibujado de memoria
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there's people who will unironically tell you this is a 'complicated' issue and there's bad people 'on both sides'...
Israel’s Defense Minister says it plans to “indefinitely” hold the land it has seized from Gaza, Lebanon and Syria. (via AP)
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🔴Última hora: Se disuelve el PSOE

ALT última Hora El País Ultima Hora El Pais GIF

🔴 El PSOE expulsará a quien consuma prostitución y obligará a los miembros de su Ejecutiva a comunicar aumentos de patrimonio europapress.es/nacional/noti…
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Honestamente, a falta de que el portal de transparencia de la Junta de Andalucía me confirme si el ERE de 2022 existió y cuantos empleados se vieron afectados en él..... todo apunta a ello
El despido de Raúl fue un despido individual. Llevo desde ayer buscando como un loco y llego a la conclusión de que no existió ningún ERE en Andalucía en 2022. Tendría que haber dejado huella en la autoridad competente y no existe. Raúl Solís no participó en ERE alguno.
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- La fecha de despido de Raúl Solís de ese ERE es 29 de Julio de 2022, sin embargo Raúl Solís en su Linkedin AFIRMA haber trabajado para Podemos Sevilla como Jefe de Prensa hasta OCTUBRE de 2022
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La página completa, por si decide editar su perfil de Linkedin
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Que los belgas y los holandeses sean asociados con waffles y tulipanes, respectivamente, y no con ser de los imperios coloniales más hdp de la historia es un triunfo malvado del equipo de marketing de Satanas.
The Netherlands actually demanded Indonesia to pay over 6 billion Dutch guilders (debt incurred by the Dutch East Indies govt) as the price for Indonesia's independence. The two sides eventually agreed on 4.3b guilders (US$15.9b today). Indonesia only finished paying it in 2003
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im crying bro
the biggest chud you know just fell to his knees reading this
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El paracetamol causa autismo yo me tengo que reir
Aquí Farmacéutico Fernández poniéndole cremita en la cara a un descamisado 🍿
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Mi novio: Alergico al parecetamol (y autista)
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Feliz día solo a ella

Today is Cucumber Day.
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Va ser fiesta nacional n'Asturies el dia que-y frayen la cara
Se van a wipear a Senen Morán y en esta cuenta no se hará menos que celebrarlo por todo lo alto
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El hecho de que pueda tirar todo su combo en menos de 1 segundo es puto absurdo
Idk why ppl say Riven is so OP, just kill her when she's 1 HP and she can't do anything.
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That don’t give that nigga an excuse to write an child orgy scene into his book
Stephen King snorted so much cocaine during the 1980s that he had to stuff cotton balls up his nose to keep blood from dripping onto his typewriter. His cocaine addiction got so bad that he barely remembers writing some of his own books, and said his heart would race at 130 beats per minute while he worked late into the night.
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