Ever notice how no one ever says "I'm just being a realist." immediately after saying something positive?

Is the word "superfluous" really necessary?

What did the alien say when it landed on the metric planet? "Take me to your litre."

Why did the king think he had made a mistake when his son was born? Because he had heired.

Archaeologists have discovered that thousands of years ago the entire planet was ruled by canines and felines. They were "reigning cats and dogs."

This just in: Scientists have discovered birds that like to sun bathe all day long. They're called "basking robins."

Until Candace Owens has a 1 on 1 with Kathleen Zellner, this deserves no more than a yawn. #ConvictingAMurderer