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Diego Lopes just won MMA image of the year in the #UFCWhiteHouse opener 🤩
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BEN RICE HOME RUN FOR THE LEAD IN THE NINTH!
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Unc still got it
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PAUL GOLDSCHMIDT TWO-RUN GO AHEAD HOME RUN OFF LOUIS VARLAND! 3-1 YANKS!
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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SpaceX alone just created over 5,000 millionaires while you have lifted zero people out of poverty or created zero millionaires (besides yourself)
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Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire.
The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth.
We need a wealth tax.
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South Korea’s manager in the locker room during half time
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Solardo b2b idris elba at edc 2019 >>>
Jun 10
Idris Elba closed his set for Black House Radio with an absolute banger then started dancing in the crowd 🕺🙌
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Why is nicole moudaber playing at trash ass academy la 🥲 it sucks that we dont have any good clubs in la
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I like Sound but its too small , exchange la is dusty , and Avalon is whatever
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Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴
We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.
Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.
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my entire timeline now is just two German dudes here for the World Cup experiencing America in all its normal beauty and it’s truly the greatest thing to ever happen to my feed
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Good morning America👋
Another day, another adventure. Currently in the Appalachians. Highlight of the day: Argentina vs Iceland in Auburn.
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Jun 8
If you're buying protein ice cream you're a slave.
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Parking is so fucking ass in west hollywood that i am ubering to my other jobsites so i wont lose my parking spot at my main job site 💀
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hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves
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i leave my workers alone for 3 fucking hrs and they start coming up with their own fucking ideas on how to run my projects
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