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Joined July 2009
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Feb 3
Singing a song about an alcoholic in denial in a bar full of drunk people hits different 😂
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Jan 26
Moving out of country looks more and more enticing, might need to start making a plan tbh
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Jan 18
Someone needs to edit that “leave your husband” meme to “leave your C̶*u̶n̶t̶r̶y̶” 🫠
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7 Dec 2025
Who knew the famous Superman line about air travel would age like that
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21 Sep 2025
The ppl at the Starbucks near my job are nice but they be announcing your food items like “David, your BACON BITES” and it’s a full grown man lol
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Seth🌲 retweeted
17 Sep 2025
Basically how this investigation has gone.
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4 Jul 2025
Simpler times
30 Mar 2020
I was reminded of this video of that guy from Boston freakin out about a sunfish @satan_spice
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Seth🌲 retweeted
12 Jun 2025
What just happened to @SenAlexPadilla is absolutely abhorrent and outrageous.
He is a sitting United States Senator.
This administration’s violent attacks on our city must end.
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6 Jun 2025
“Alright, everyone say the hard R right now!!!“ - coworker
Me: NOOOOO!!!!
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Seth🌲 retweeted
21 May 2025
"Born to be wiiiiiiild!" 🎶 - Motorcycle riders and wildlife
Did you know that many park roads cross wildlife habitats and migration routes? There’s a high chance that you will spot some animals on your ride.
#DifferentRoadDifferentRide #MotorcycleSafetyAwarenessMonth
ALT Graphic showing motorcycle rider on a road with wildlife present and the text different road, different ride and ride for the long haul.
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18 May 2025
Wtf do they put in the yum yum sandwiches that make them so good 🥪😩
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18 May 2025
The trans panic in this comment section 😂
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Seth🌲 retweeted
13 May 2025
🚨HIT THE PHONES TO SAVE MEDICAID - PLEASE AMPLIFY & ACT 🚨
TODAY the House will be marking up massive cuts to Medicaid.
MANY GOP on the committee are in tight districts. Calls pressure ARE effective here.
Call today.
Type your zip to get a script ⬇️
OcasioCortez.com/savemedicai…
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1 Apr 2025
ITS A DICK, LITERALLY GREW MY OWN LIL GUY THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Tdick is dick. It's not something else. It's a dick. It's hooked up different and the plumbing doesn't work but it's a dick. Trans men on hrt grow dicks. That's what it is. This idea that trans men can't have a dick unless they have had bottom surgery is bizarre. It's a tdick.
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