We need the old sun This new one taking his job too serious

Got a call from HR and spent the next 10 minutes convinced I was getting fired. Nope. My 15-year-old brother has been commenting "PAY MY SIBLING MORE" under every Facebook post they've made for the past month. HR's exact words were: "Can you please tell your family to stop negotiating your salary in public?"😭😭😂

I have ADHD. I accidentally spent all morning perfecting the font on my To-Do list instead of actually doing anything on the list.

my husband said something to our son today that i haven't been able to stop thinking about. our son was picking on his little sister and my husband got down to his level and said it's your job as a future man to listen and respect people's boundaries. you're going to be bigger than other people a lot in your life and it's not okay to use that against them. she said stop. you stop. that's it. that's what he said. i have never heard a man in my family talk to a boy like that. not my dad, not my brothers, nobody. i grew up around men who would have laughed it off or said something like that's just how siblings are. my husband didn't laugh it off. he treated it like something worth stopping everything for and.......

I don't drink because every time I drink i realize why I'm a pothead instead.

just tryna appeal it’s obvious you’re not real

Hate dat youn understand me but then again Ian for everybody to understand

Having Hoes is pointless I’m not finna deal with 7 broke bitches 😂😭

Some people only support you when you’re struggling, not when you’re succeeding…

never lie to girls with big foreheads, they never forget easily cuz they're hiding a 256GB drive in there

The biggest mistake I made was thinking everyone had the same heart I do

Who comes first intense of emergency, yo baby daddy or yo boyfriend?

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

Getting sent nudes you didn't even ask for is kinda sexy 😉.

Just so you know, women are very aware when you look at our breasts.

Edibles kick in after they hear you talking shit about them

Wake up Sis. Hate yo Baby daddy but got pregnant by him twice 😭😭

If they painted you as the villain, congratulations. You've defeated the narcissist

expecting for a relationship to happen "naturally" but my two destinations are home and work

I have money but I’m not happy, what should I do ?