Iโm dying โ ๏ธ
In America, I sat down to dinner at an Italian family's house, and I have not eaten that much since the famine years, and there was no famine.
The grandmother โ the nonna โ set a plate of pasta before me. I cleared it with honor. The moment the plate was empty, a fuller one landed in its place, before I had set down my fork.
I understood. This was a test of endurance. A siege. She would press until I broke, and I would not break.
I cleared the second plate. A third arrived, heavier.
"Eat, eat, you're too skinny."
Too skinny. So this was the charge against me โ that I had arrived weak, and she meant to repair me by force before I left her gate. I respected it. I straightened my back and cleared the third plate to defend my honor as a guest.
A fourth came. Meatballs now, reinforcements brought up from the kitchen.
"There's plenty more, hon, don't be shy."
Don't be shy. She was telling me the enemy's supply lines were endless, that her larder could outlast any man's stomach. A lesser warrior would have surrendered. I loosened my belt one notch โ a tactical withdrawal, not a retreat โ and advanced on the meatballs.
I began to sweat. My vision narrowed to the rim of the plate. Somewhere a man was speaking of the football. I could not turn my head.
A fifth plate approached, carried in her two small hands.
"You barely touched anything."
Five plates. My fork had stopped halfway to my mouth, trembling. I searched, in my swimming head, for a defense worthy of the moment, some final stand a warrior might make at the gates of his own ruin.
Her grandson, watching from the doorway, just shrugged at me.
"Yeah. Nobody beats Nonna."
I had nothing.
Silence.