Self appointed MAFS and Love Island expert

Joined September 2024
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So he calls her Ellie by mistake, but then lies and says he called her Riley - his sisters name. Because that’s not weird! Just fuck off Aiden. Freak. #loveislanduk
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I’m still not bothered about Yas. Nope, not bothered still. What an absolute flute he is. #loveislanduk
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Oh fuck off you gas lighting Rod Hull look a like prick #loveislanduk
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“I’m not bothered, I’m so over it” Says the most bothered and not over it helmet in the whole of history. #LoveislandUk
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“Is Ellie fuming?…..” Erm…… She’s totally fucking spewing. #loveislanduk
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She wants to glass him. #loveislanduk
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Why has Mica not pulled Angelista and asked her if she was ok with her going to chat to Simba ? As much as I think Angelista is too bland, she deserves to be treated respectfully. And whilst you’re at it, stop calling him “Mister Simba”, it’s weird. #Loveislanduk #Loveisland
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Ellie is going to rip Geordie Shore a new arsehole after the Priya kiss and now the Namibia terrace grope. Do not fuck with a Scottish bird, they will fuck you up. #loveislanduk #loveisland
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Can someone tell Lorenzo the difference between an iron and a telephone please before he injures himself. Thank you. #loveislanduk #loveisland
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He would definitely not let any partner of his have any blokes as friends. Whilst at the same time being out every weekend sliming his way round every woman with a pulse. Controlling little fanny. #loveislanduk #loveisland
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Samraj has given major jealous possessive ex vibes from day one. He’s been waving massive red flags this last week. #loveislanduk #loveisland
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Aiden is missing his bodyguard Ope - who followed him round like a lapdog. And now getting all jealous re Lorenzo. Cannot wait for him to get jettisoned after how he’s acted from day one and now he’s trying to emotionally manipulate Yaz. Helmet. #loveislanduk #loveisland
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Shut the door on the way out, you walking ball of anger and disrespect. Cry all you want but if you didn’t act like a weapon then you might still be in. #loveislanduk #loveisland
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He’s shown his aggression from day one. When things don’t go his way, he spirals and the red mist descends. Penis. #Loveisland #LoveIslandUK
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Priya had every right to tell Samraj to fuck off, he was trying to dig her out over her list, so she stood on business. Pathetic how he acted all faux outraged because a woman had dared to tell him to do one. What a wanker he is. #loveislanduk #loveisland
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Aiden cheated on someone and was texting someone else behind a partner’s back. Well, colour me shocked. #loveislanduk #Loveisland
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Listen up gimp, you ain’t anywhere near as good looking as you think you are. Cannot wait for you to be humbled. #loveisland #loveislanduk
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I’m 15 mins in and already this penis is grating me on his assumed entitlement to have exclusivity with any woman he has shown any interest in. Wanker #loveisland #loveislanduk
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Let’s face it, Aiden and Ope are basically just a right pair of insecure self absorbed wankers. Guaranteed, they’d make any partner delete any male friends they had on social media. Insufferable sad little men. #loveislanduk #loveisland
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Ope - going off his nut when he had absolutely no right to. Wind your aggression and your jealousy in, you blew your chance when you were tarting yourself out to Namibia and Victoria on the first dates. You’re a walking red flag waving narc #loveisland #loveislanduk
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