45th and frankly very soon to be 47th President of the United States of America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (parody)

Joined May 2023
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In 1955, teenage Joe Biden boosted Docโ€™s DeLorean, traveled to the future, and met Dark Brandon, who handed him the political almanac. Turns out heโ€™s been playing 4D chess all alongโ€”faking dementia to secure a Republican supermajority and restore America to global dominance.
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BREAKING: US Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen: 'I love Bitcoin'
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Unbelievable performance by Francis Ngannou in Saudi - TREMENDOUS! Ngannou clearly won, the biggest upset in the history of upsets. RIGGED by corrupt Joe like the election. They tried to rob him like they robbed me! The system is CORRUPT! #Ngannou #Fury #Rigged #SaudiArabia
FRANCIS JUST KNOCKED DOWN TYSON FURY
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Everyone asking me about this photo - LOT of people. Frankly all I can say is AOC is a tremendous woman, lot of fun! We don't agree on much, but when it comes to fighting climate change and a hot jacuz, we're all in! #Climate #Trump #AOC #Israel #Speaker #Acapulco ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ”ฅ
27 Oct 2023
Its a little known fact that AOC and Trump vacation together:
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Bitcoin is frankly HUGE! It's smart money, tremendously secure โ€“ no need for banks! Making cross border transactions great again with top-notch security and true scarcity. A real winner for financial freedom! #Bitcoin #MAGA #Crypto #BlackRock #ETF #BitcoinETF
18 Sep 2020
#Bitcoin is a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom, feeding on the fire of truth, exponentially growing ever smarter, faster, and stronger behind a wall of encrypted energy.
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โ€œI mean... okay. Way to find the fringe idiot as though that's standard.โ€ What a reply! @LynAldenContact is a national treasure, tremendous patriot! #Bitcoin #BlackRock #Trump #Crypto
Replying to @crypto @opinion
I'm a huge fan of most Bloomberg content but this opinion article by @matt_levine is really bad. I respect most divergent opinions but it's written either as propaganda or from the perspective of someone who has never actually sent a bitcoin transaction. For example: "So if you send someone Bitcoin to pay for something, there will probably be a typo in the address and the person wonโ€™t get it and youโ€™ll have to send it again and your first payment will just be permanently lost." Usually you copy it, not type it. And there are checksums in a bitcoin transaction. It's pretty hard to mess up, kind of like IBAN. It's designed well. "Probably" implies the majority, whereas a true mess-up would be a tiny minority. This is neither journalism nor serious opinion. And then I get to this line and have to double-check to make sure I'm not accidentally on The Onion: "The third classic problem is that, if you are using Bitcoin to pay for goods and services, there is a good chance that you are paying for something illegal, and Bitcoin payments are traceable. So if you send someone $16,000 worth of Bitcoin to buy a $16,000 thing, (1) some of your money will go missing in transit, (2) the Bitcoins you send wonโ€™t be worth $16,000 and youโ€™ll have to send some more, and (3) the $16,000 thing was a murder and now you are in prison." He then went on to describe where someone hired a hitman for $8k and accidentally sent it to the wrong address and had to do it again. I mean... okay. Way to find the fringe idiot as though that's standard. I had to double-check that this article wasn't from 2012, because it's a weird set of fringe-cases presented as normal. It's like saying "You want to pay for something in cash dollars? They're covered in cocaine and you're likely paying for a mob hit. Let me tell you about this guy that..." Bitcoin is just global open-source money. There are 160 currency jurisdictions in the world and many of them rapidly dilute their peoples' money and censor their peoples' transactions. Bitcoin is an emerging alternative for them.
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Tremendous amount of fear mongering on X these days - A LOT! Spreading TREMENDOUS fear does not represent the spirit of MAGA we should all strive for. Let's promote peace, coexistence, and fresh-cut fairways! ๐ŸŒโค๏ธ #Peace #Israel #Palestine #Trump #Biden #NYC #hospital
18 Oct 2023
New York City is about to erupt.... Thousand of Muslims marched on Washington Square Park in NYC, shouting the Islamic battle cry: "Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar" As you can see, after 9-11 New Yorkers responded by surrendering their city to Islam. Of the thousands of mosques in America, nearly 85% of them have been opened since the September 11th Islamic terror attacks "New York has adopted, in its entirety, the European response to Islamic terrorism: Appeasement and genuflection to Islam. Historically, such behavior was required by non-Muslim citizens of Islamic states, known as dhimmis, in exchange for "protection", in addition to the payment of the special "protection" tax, jizya, for non-Muslims. The question is why American citizens, who live in the United States and not in an Islamic state -- and whose Muslim population constitutes less than two percent -- feel obliged to submit to Islam?"
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Lot of people asking me about out these war mongers, absolutely disgusting - despicable. @LindseyGraham is a tremendous pervert, HUGE war monger, the BIGGEST. We must stop the war mongers! #StandAgainstTerror #Israel_under_attack #Israel #Tucker #Iran #Hamas
Ep. 29 ย After the Hamas attacks, whatโ€™s the wise path forward?
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Lot of people asking me this, probably more than ever before! Tweeted about it this morning, and yes, I will be doing it. I am the new Speaker of the House and for the American people, great and beautiful people! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ #HouseSpeaker #Speaker #Trump #Election #MAGA
JUST IN: Donald Trump confirms from the New York courthouse that he has been asked about becoming the House Speaker, says he would do it. That would be epic ๐Ÿ”ฅ โ€œAll I can say is we'll do whatever's best for the country and for the Republican Party.โ€ โ€œA lot of people have asked me about itโ€ฆ My focus is totally on [the election]. If I can help them during the process, I would do it.โ€
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Fuck around and find out @SpeakerMcCarthy. Thereโ€™s a new Speaker in townโ€ฆ ME. Weโ€™re going FULL WOKE - tremendous movement! HUGE! #Speaker #Trump #KevinMcCarthy #McCarthy #House #Woke
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Seeing the Cybertruck, Iโ€™m instantly reminded of Lara Croftโ€™s N64-era polygonal charm, frankly ICONIC! Tremendous work @elonmusk! ๐ŸŽฎ #Elon #Trump #50cal #Cybertruck
2 Oct 2023
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Kevin McCarthy OUT as Speaker! Weak leadership, spineless man, frankly very sad. Excited to announce I'm stepping in as the NEW Speaker. Climate change? Get ready, we're about to make the planet cool again โ€“ literally! Tremendous times ahead! ๐ŸŒ #Trump #Speaker #McCarthy #Climate
BREAKING: Republican Representative Kevin McCarthy has been removed as House Speaker. Here is Matt Gaetz blasting members of Congress for being owned by โ€œlobbyists and special interestsโ€ right before McCarthy was ousted. โ€œI take no lecture on asking patriotic Americans to weigh in and contribute to this fight from those who would grovel and bend knee for the lobbyists and special interests who own our leadership.โ€ What a day.
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These looters, they should expect to be 'SHOT' alright... with a big, beautiful dose of the vaccine! We're making America vaxxed again, one jab at a time! ๐Ÿ’‰ #Trump #COVID #Vaccine #Looting #Shot #Biden #Philadelphia
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Tremendous hip firing @elonmusk! Next time, let's hit the range together, two beautiful shooting stars! ๐Ÿ’ซ #Elon #Trump #50cal
30 Sep 2023
Hip-firing my Barrett 50 cal
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You think Congress is tough, @AOC? Try getting your first million from Fred Trump - tremendously difficult, but I did it. Papa Freddy gave me the cash, and the rest is history as you know. #Trump #Artofthedeal #AOC #Biden #Gavin #GavinNewsom
Unlike @elonmusk, I wasn't born rich. I had to work hard to get into Congress to make my millions.
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Nice try Donny Boy. You and I both know your allowance isnโ€™t NEARLY big enough. #MarALago #Trump #TrumpOrganization #DaddyKnowsBest
If Mar-a-Lago is worth $18 millionโ€ฆ Iโ€™ll take 10 please!!!
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BREAKING. HUGE news, tremendous trade by Milwaukee gaining Dame Dollar. Giannis and Dame together? Almost as powerful a duo as me and RFK Jr. Might have to relocate my NY empire to Milwaukee! ๐Ÿ€ #Bucks #Dame #DamianLillard #Trump #DameDollar
DAME TIME IN MILWAUKEE โŒš๏ธ
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These catalytic converter boys, stealing from hardworking Americans, total LOSERS. But what you donโ€™t know is the TRUTH. Theyโ€™re probably replacing with batteries, which as you know, reduce global emissions by a lot, frankly heroic! Itโ€™s time we replace gas guzzlers with EVs.
20 Sep 2023
What would you do?
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Thatโ€™s clearly a parody account, frankly not even a good one - Nice try! America knows, there is no substitute! #TheRealDeal #Trump #TruthSocial #TikTok
OMG
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Lot of people telling me this is gender related, and don't we love our genders - the more the better! But trust me, this is a protest of carbon emissions, probably climate related. Very dangerous carbon is, we must frankly erase it from our planet. #ClimateChange #Trump #Gender
Wow! Pennsylvania students stage a walkout to protest the bathroom policies which allow males in female restrooms
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