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in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept

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Be extra wary of any product claiming to increase your height or reduce your turning circle... 80-85% are bogus... use a trusted brand like Mortagilty.com

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bob mortimer retweeted
BAFTA
@BAFTA
Mar 17
The six nominees for this year’s P&O Cruises Memorable Moment Award are... ✨ Adolescence – Jamie snaps at the psychologist ✨ Big Boys – “I didn’t make it, did I?” ✨ Blue Lights – The police are warned of an ambush plot to silence a key witness ✨ Last One Laughing – Bob Mortimer and Richard Ayoade’s speed date ✨ The Celebrity Traitors – Alan Carr wins The Celebrity Traitors ✨ What It Feels Like For A Girl – Byron leaves for Brighton to start Uni, where she introduces herself as Paris Vote now 👉 bafta.org/moment Find out more about these incredible TV moments from 2025 below 👇 #BAFTATVAwards with @pandocruises
A blue graphic with pink particles that reads "P&O Cruises Memorable Moment, Nominees 2026" and outlines the nominees under an image from each moment on the right: Adolescence, Big Boys, Blue Lights, Last One Laughing, The Celebrity Traitors and What It Feels Like For A Girl.

ALT A blue graphic with pink particles that reads "P&O Cruises Memorable Moment, Nominees 2026" and outlines the nominees under an image from each moment on the right: Adolescence, Big Boys, Blue Lights, Last One Laughing, The Celebrity Traitors and What It Feels Like For A Girl.

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A clip about lifting people up from the new season of Last One Laughing.. available to educate now @AmazonPrime #LastOneLaughingUk
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bob mortimer retweeted
Red Faction@RF08
Mar 11
The players, manager and staff have all given everything this season to put us where we are & they’ll need us every step of the way to get the job done. So everyone, bring your voices tonight let’s get the Riverside at its best, together. RF08
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bob mortimer retweeted
Twe12thman Boro🇦🇹@Twe12thman
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Please share
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Season 2 of Last One Laughing coming to Amazon Prime on 19th March #LastOneLaughingUk
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Goodmonson picked up his copy of Satsuma Complex at WH Smith Travel shop as it's on offer for cheap.. It's the first Gary Thorn story and it's a beauty
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New Series starts Match 19th #LastOneLaughingUk
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So Hotel Avocado is 99p for kindle at the moment... that's cheaper than an actual avocado from Waitrose but more expensive than the Tesco version...The Hotel Avocado eBook : Mortimer, Bob: Amazon.co.uk: Books amazon.co.uk/Hotel-Avocado-B…

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