Alabama author, speaker, and storyteller.

Joined May 2011
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If someone was asking for a sign… here it is…
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Aww I was wondering why you were so specific in targeting the third book in a series and not the entire series
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Social media has become by and large…. Useless….
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It’s H13 for me
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Me waiting on my X payday….

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Ok everyone is talking about it being roids… how the heck would they know… he literally added 700 pushups and 700 sit ups a week to his already existing workout and diet. Try it… you will see results
I stepped up my routine 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, 1 mile run = Every single day prime shake (32g protein)
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People don’t think any more
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On the one hand… mind your business…. On the other hand… holy over reaction Batman
Ludwig Kaiser (real name Marcel Barthel) was arrested today for battery in Orange County, FL. (recentlybooked.com/fl/orange…)
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I am convinced no one is actually here for crypto….

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Well @AOC wants New York to pull up to Alabama…. Godspeed… and bless your heart x.com/ClownWorld/status/2056…

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Why is it “unbelievable” that evidence is being thrown out of a trial?!?! It is illegal. These are the things that are in place to protect us from a tyrannical government. It has very little to do with Luigi Mangione’s guilt or innocence.

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Good morning (gm) here is to another day of trolling. Godspeed!
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We still going to planet fitness or nah????
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Let’s say you’re a wrestler… based on your Twitter feed are you???? #WWENXT
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Look at that… inflation up to 3.8% in April. I am not a political commentator nor do I play one on Twitter… but guys this sucks

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I think I am picking up Panda Express for dinner… anyone want anything?
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People over here boycotting Panda Express…. Don’t tell me where I can and can’t eat… my obesity always outweighs my moral compass…
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GM…. And today’s troll video coming to a comment section near you….
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