Father of 3 - husband of 1 - radio sidekick - #NFFC fan - and niche fantasy football podcast host @GameweekHQ
Joined January 2011
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Jun 13
Sweet sweet tonic wine
It’s @mattforde & @RealDysonator in for a summer edition of Rock n Roll Football!
And ahead of Scotland’s return to the world stage vs Haiti at 2am tomorrow morning, the guys want to know…
How are you preparing for the game? Are you staying up, or setting an alarm?
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Credit @fionnviteza for the creation of this masterpiece
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It’s @mattforde & @RealDysonator in for a Sunday edition of Rock n Roll Football ‘til 5 today!
And after Hearts had their hearts broken by Celtic yesterday, the guys want to know…
When’s the last time you had your heart broken?
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May 11
Fart of the year, barn none.
Poor horse was a little full of gas. 🤣🤣 We’ve all felt like that. 🤣🤣🤣
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It’s @mattforde and @RealDysonator in for goals, chaos and tunes from 2 ‘til 5!
...And after Jamie Vardy unveiled a very interesting 'ornament' in his Netflix documentary...
Fordey & Dyson want to hear all about the mad tat you've spotted in other people's houses!
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It’s @mattforde and @RealDysonator in for goals, chaos and tunes from 2 ‘til 5!
...And after an Atletico Madrid fan was spotted making sandwiches in the stands at half-time, Matt and Matt want your stories of out-of-context food!
McDonalds up a mountain?!
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Apr 24
4 4 2 is back in a big way 🌳🔥
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Apr 24
I don’t want to go all @liamgallagher Fig Rolls on @McVities, but where have the foil covered wrappers and the paper sleeves gone???
#EveryoneLovesAClub
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Apr 20
I’m still getting over the Bournemouth tweed coincidence
Apr 20
Essential for getting me through Monday!! @RnRFootball with @mattforde and @RealDysonator #TwoOfOurOwn
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It’s @mattforde and @RealDysonator in for goals, chaos and tunes from 2 ‘til 5!
… and after Mikel Arteta made his players stand around a fire to motivate them this week, the guys want to know…
What’s the weirdest thing your boss has ever done?
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Apr 17
What a morning
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It’s @mattforde and @RealDysonator in for goals, chaos and tunes ‘til 5 today!
And after a fan was spotted with a toaster at a game last weekend, ahead of going to a wedding, the guys want to know…
What’s the weirdest wedding gift you’ve ever given or received?
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It’s @mattforde and @RealDysonator in for goals, chaos and tunes from 2 ‘til 5 today!
And after Thomas Tuchel announced a huge 35 man squad ahead of the World Cup, the guys want to know…
What have you got that’s too big?
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Mar 16
I know we've been quiet this year so far, but it's all been leading up to this.
Probably the best / worst item I've found for a long long time!
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It’s @mattforde & @RealDysonator in for another afternoon of goals, chaos and tunes!
And after Omari Hutchinson complained he was put off by his face cream getting in his eyes in midweek, the guys want to know…
When have you been injured by a beauty product?
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Mar 7
Snoring
Speeding
Eating Lurpak
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It’s @mattforde & @RealDysonator in for an afternoon of goals, chaos and tunes ‘til 5!
And after Adama Traore was told to stop lifting weights in the gym, the guys want to know…
What have you been told to stop doing?
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It’s @mattforde & @RealDysonator in for an afternoon of goals, chaos and tunes ‘til 5!
And after Adama Traore was told to stop lifting weights in the gym, the guys want to know…
What have you been told to stop doing?
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Feb 24
One of the great mug collections
@daveberry_tweet @RealDysonator thanks for the cup Dave (Jill with the fat sausage dog) x
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