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The Real Founders retweeted
Mar 26
I don't care, if you get up at 6:30am to drink before a 3:00pm baseball game, you've got problems.
Mar 26
Happy home opener!! The iconic Pickles Pub opened at 6am and fans were here as doors opened. Let’s go O’s! ⚾️🧡
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2 Nov 2025
These Fox Sports announcers are jinxing the shit out of it against Toronto
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2 Nov 2025
If anybody in the DMV is not pulling for Max Fucking Scherzer tonight then move to Delaware. Seriously.
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12 Sep 2025
Hey y’all, look at this goddamn happy older bubba. Look! You can have this! Sometimes it’s ok to go for the older ones at the shelter. They need you just as much.
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7 Nov 2024
It’s just going to be a life of billionaires siccing angry hicks on us, isn’t it
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The Real Founders retweeted
11 Sep 2024
He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker
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3 Oct 2023
Kevin McCarthy is a prototype soulless corporate bagman, and if he doesn’t have the credentials to hold on to power then you have to wonder what it is that the people holding the reins of the Republican Party actually want.
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The Real Founders retweeted
4 Sep 2023
Burning Man is a great event and I hope everyone there is OK
However, it’s worth noting that all it takes to turn a libertarian, anarchist temporary autonomous zone into a government rescue project is lots of rain.
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26 Jul 2023
Sinead O’Conner deserved a lot better than what we gave her.
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The Real Founders retweeted
16 May 2023
Members of our well regulated militia shoot at each other while driving. One of them shoots and kills a woman in a nearby car, who was driving her daughter to pick up her prom dress. nbcdfw.com/news/local/dallas…
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15 May 2023
Hey everybody, Johnny Highschool here is proudly advocating for illegal discriminatory hiring practices, and all his ding dong followers are admitting to doing so. Let’s get to the fines and the lawsuits!
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12 May 2023
Hey y’all, check out the obvious. Stop being trembling terrified idiots and check out the obvious.
12 May 2023
Jordan Neely was a person.
Our society left him stranded, and, because of his desperation and our warped priorities, his existence filled people not with sympathy but with fear. Then he was killed, and that is a tragedy, because he was a person.
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10 May 2023
Updated Texas Sex Ed Curriculum Instructs Children How To Stone Whores theonion.com/updated-texas-s… via @theonion
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18 Feb 2023
When it gets down to brass tacks, we’re all just bullshit compared to Sunglasses Ron
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The Real Founders retweeted
23 Jan 2023
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22 Jan 2023
This is me after 1 dose of Pfizer on 1/5/2021 in the hospital. I was a very healthy 45 year old who managed a surgery center. Two years later I am still having major issues x.com/JabariDavisNBA/status/…
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13 Jan 2023
I don’t see how I will have the energy to get books that mention slavery taken out of the school curriculum if my food isn’t cooked on a gas stove.
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14 Oct 2022
How did the Commanders win that? My God, they were giving that game away
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