Continuing Freud's work. Weāre gonna get you a mf wife playboy
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If there was a single rule to text game you could live or die byā¦
1.) Itās NEVER ask a question
Women hate being texted questions
EVERYthing can be rephrased to a statement
- meet me out tonight
- shoot me your number
- letās hang
NOT
- āhow was your weekendā
- āwhat are you doing tonight?ā
- āwhere are you?ā
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Jun 13
asked for a girlās number on hinge and she unmatched me #fairs
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When I was a freshman in college I would practice hitting on girls all day
I had just read about āCold Readsā aka making a guess about them instead of a question
Instead of āwhatās your fav Disney movie?ā
I said āI bet your fav Disney movie is Mulanā
And it elicited a 10x better response she was like āomg why do you think that???ā Etc
1.) the only thing people love more than talking about themselves is hearing about themselves
2.) it shows non-neediness that you donāt really give af about her answer, youād rather project your thoughts out into the world
(There are expecting to this youāre obviously allowed to ask questions on a date but DONT DO IT over text ever no matter what even if there is a fire)
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Jun 13
Underrated game hack is having as deep of a voice as possible
U can 100% train this
Do vocal exercises on YouTube (if u spend any time daily in the car, they have these on Spotify and you can just do 5 mins a day and see a big difference)
A lot of āattractionā is just polarization based on sexual dimorphism
Aka how much different u are then her physically aka high testosterone
- Compare hands, show her how much bigger yours are than hers (also excuse to touch early)
- Pick her up and carry her some times
- This one is black magic (only do it if the girl is 100% comfortable w u) but when youāre hooking up pin her down and say ālook how much stronger I am than youā
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Jun 13
āYou wanna get between my legsā
Always redirect this kind of comment to her who wants to use YOU for sex
Never let this kind of comment go unredirected
They love this
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Jun 13
Girls who hook up a lot but now entering agenda mode and ātrying to changeā
Have to screen heavy upfront bc they donāt trust themselves in the presence of a player
Notice how she mentions it 2 more times in the text convo too
Bitch I WILL bring you back to your old ways šš«µš
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Jun 13
Later on, you can agree amplify this and say āyeah Iām just using you for sexā etc
But on a dating app you have to diffuse the bomb for highest odds
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Jun 13
I am a man of the people
I am going to go on a day time in public (š¤®) date with this girl everyone says is sweet wholesome and a green flagā¦
And then to balance it out, afterwards Iām going out with this psycho lvl 99 evil agenda mode game player to cleanse my palette
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Pimpjuiceš¤ retweeted
Jun 11
A curious thing about women:
If a woman lands herself a high status man and he becomes emotionally needy, a lot of times she simply assumes that if she could get him she could also get another man just as good or better
Gratitude is NOT necessarily her first instinct
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Jun 11
She never formally said she was autistic but
> she sings in a barbershop quartet
> was sending me 3D renderings of cheeseburgers
> called her car the Jessiemobile
Jun 11
Been scheduling 2 dates/night and flaking all week. Realized Iām part of the problem in modern gender relations
New rule - if I double book, I show up to both no matter what
I had one date at 8 tonight and another scheduled for 10
8pm went perfectly. She was ready to be pulled, even subtly asked to come back to my placeā¦
Sorry foid. Daddy is a man of his word and has a 10pm with a 25 y/o autistic girl at In-N-out now
I told her she seems like she watches a lot of YouTube and she goes āyeah I guess I do have a tubeful auraā
She is so shy I feel like Iām in an episode of Love on the Spectrum
Be part of the solution š¤
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Jun 11
Been scheduling 2 dates/night and flaking all week. Realized Iām part of the problem in modern gender relations
New rule - if I double book, I show up to both no matter what
I had one date at 8 tonight and another scheduled for 10
8pm went perfectly. She was ready to be pulled, even subtly asked to come back to my placeā¦
Sorry foid. Daddy is a man of his word and has a 10pm with a 25 y/o autistic girl at In-N-out now
I told her she seems like she watches a lot of YouTube and she goes āyeah I guess I do have a tubeful auraā
She is so shy I feel like Iām in an episode of Love on the Spectrum
Be part of the solution š¤
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Jun 11
I went on the best first date of my life last night and like a retard posted about it on twitterā¦
of the 25k ppl that saw the tweet, someone bypassed my scratching out her number and texted her about it
Donāt think Iām coming back from this one
Jun 10
At the end of the day the Game is about you getting what YOU want.
And thereās not always a āstraight pathā that needs to be taken to get there.
Positive vibes and novel experiences > rigid dogmatism.
Journey > destination.
Nuanced creative problem solving > binary black-and-white closed-mindedness.
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Jun 11
Worst of all - I have be paranoid tweeter now in case she was debating forgiving me but checked account again and sees me tweeting like a psycho
(Liz if ur reading this forgive me i had a great time with you, this is all fiction and i wish things werenāt this way)
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Jun 11
This is the 2nd time this has happened to me now
I canāt even be mad
All around awful opsec on my part I need to be better
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This is why itās dumb to optimize for being a āgood guyā on a first date if you want it to turn into a relationship
You should normiemaxx a little bit donāt burn the boats
But in her ideal world she is dating the ONS guy
Anything less and her mind will (eventually wander)
Thatās why all best relationships come downstream of going home with a girl
Jun 10
I would never date a man who wasnāt hot enough to have a one night stand with on vacation.
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Jun 10
Never trust these āIām looking forā
A girl will put the truth (something casual) but then that instantly signals guys to be creepy towards her
If she feels even a little bit like a slut sheāll change back to LTR just to filter the respect and tone
But donāt let that stop you from being what she wants you to be
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Jun 10
(I have plans w this girl at 10pm tonight and watched her change it from casual to LTR a few hours later)
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