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Inactive for too long. Time to bring Johnny Poker back. ♠️ Card bets. Boxing props. Football value. Always free tips. No VIP nonsense. Sometimes they look like this… 👀🎴
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Spend £20 in M&S and get a free England sticker pack. I was hoping for Saka. Maybe Bellingham. Or even Gordon. My sole silver? Ian Wright dressed for Sunday lunch. 😭😂
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My World Cup system is back. 104 matches. Every centre-back. Every game. First Goalscorer. Sounds ridiculous until a 40/1 centre-half nods in a corner after 12 minutes. Set pieces decide tournaments. I’ll chart the journey.
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The overnight shift didn’t bring another one. ❌ ✅ Krejčí (27.5/1) ❌ ❌ 100 World Cup matches remain. Four more opportunities on Matchday 3. One corner. One flick-on. One leap. 🎯
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📊 Every Centre Back. Every Game. First Goalscorer. End of Day 3 Matches: 8 ✅ Winners: 1
❌ Losers: 7 P/L: -9.5u Krejčí remains the lone hero. 96 matches to go.
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🇧🇷 Brazil v Morocco Lucas Paquetá 1 SOTB. 7/1 SkyBet 11/4 Bet365 👀 Across the EPL & Brasileirão this season he’s recorded 29 shots from outside the box. Somebody’s got a different opinion on this market. @StatsHubCom
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🇶🇦 Qatar v Switzerland 🍌 Banana Watch Vargas and Ndoye down the Swiss flanks could make for a long night for the Qatari full-backs. Ayoub Al-Oui & Homam Al-Amin both to be booked. 12/1 Bet365 45/1 BetMGM 👀 Same bet. Very different prices.
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✅ Team news: Ayoub Al-Oui starts. Homam Al-Amin starts. 🍌 Banana Watch is officially live.
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17/10 1 foul each ladder ✅ Full backs were so tucked in, they didn’t really get the confrontation between them and the wide-men. Value hunting continues 👀
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94th minute. Qatar have already matched their entire tournament points tally. 168/1 Zero Points FC lasted one game. 😭🤣
🌎 World Cup minnow theory… 🇶🇦 Qatar 🇳🇿 New Zealand 🇭🇹 Haiti 🇮🇶 Iraq 🇵🇦 Panama Combined points total: 0 Bet365: 99/1 Betfair: 168/1 😳 Surely one of them flukes a draw. Who bursts my bubble?
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🇭🇹 Haiti v Scotland 🎯 Brad Friedel Special On talkSPORT this week, Friedel said Haiti will surprise people and aren’t afraid to shoot from anywhere. Taking him at his word… 🎯 Jean-Ricner Bellegarde SOT outside the box
 🎯 Danley Jean Jacques SOT outside the box 25/1 Betfair Sportsbook
70/1 Bet365 👀 Bellegarde already has 16 shots from outside the box this season. Free dart. 🚀 (Money Back @ 365)
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🌍 Zero Points FC gets its first outing tonight. 🇶🇦 Qatar v Switzerland 168/1 survives another day… OR we’re finished before bedtime. 🤣
🌎 World Cup minnow theory… 🇶🇦 Qatar 🇳🇿 New Zealand 🇭🇹 Haiti 🇮🇶 Iraq 🇵🇦 Panama Combined points total: 0 Bet365: 99/1 Betfair: 168/1 😳 Surely one of them flukes a draw. Who bursts my bubble?
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🇺🇸 USA v Paraguay 🇵🇾(2am GMT) While the CB madness rolls on, here’s a couple for the night owls… Diego Gómez (11/2) & Tyler Adams (12/1) both caught my eye for a SOT from outside the box. EPL watchers will know Adams isn’t shy about having a swing, while Gómez has the licence to shoot whenever Paraguay break forward. 🎯 Gómez 11/2 🎯 Adams 12/1 🚀 Gómez & Adams 80/1 Canada v Bosnia first though… 🍌 In-play Banana Watch from 8pm. & it’s back to centre-back duty.
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Playing the first with a straight bat. 🇨🇦 v 🇧🇦 Bosnia trading around 5.1 on the exchange. Not everything has to be a 🍌 or a 40/1 centre-back. That looks a fair bit bigger than it should be.
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One more from 🇺🇸 v 🇵🇾… 🎯 Omar Alderete headed SOT 9/1 Bet365 16/5 Betfair Sportsbook Paraguay’s biggest aerial threat and a regular target from set pieces. The price difference caught my eye.
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Every centre-back.
Every game.
First goalscorer. Game 2: ✅ Krejčí (27.5/1) Most people think corners. This one came from a long throw. Ugly goals count the same. 🎯 102 matches to go.
My World Cup system is back. 104 matches. Every centre-back. Every game. First Goalscorer. Sounds ridiculous until a 40/1 centre-half nods in a corner after 12 minutes. Set pieces decide tournaments. I’ll chart the journey.
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Wolves Hwang looks a big price 7-1 in the next game 🍌 5 in 26 in the EPL this season 🎯 Double with Chaloupek 33-1 🍌🍌
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Hwang Void as he doesn’t start. Letting the Chap single ride
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Full House on the bookie boosts. Solid Pot Builder ✅ ⛳️
🌎 World Cup opening day. Before the longshots, dark horses and centre-back theories… Let’s start by finding the fairway with four Mexico boosts: ⚽️ Betfair – Over 0.5 first-half goal 🇲🇽 Bet365 – Mexico to score 🏆 Sky Bet – Mexico to win 🟢 BetMGM – Mexico to wear green The real fun starts later.
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🇲🇽 Mexico Night. 🎯 Johan Vasquez headed goal Roberto Alvarado assist (82.5/1 boosted) 🍌 Erik Lira to be booked (5/1) 🍌🍌 Khuliso Mudau & Erik Lira both to be booked (18-1) Vasquez is already covered in the centre-back first goalscorer madness, but 82.5/1 is enough to make me reach for another dart. 🎯
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