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Joshua Lister @RealJonLister

Author of Demos City series. Nerdist. The last of the red hot swammies.

Joined April 2013
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15 degrees outside? Deploy all sweaters. @masnRoch
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Hey @lootcrate how do you plan to make right all the purchases you promised by Christmas that are still in limbo?
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200 shares and counting? Thanks for all the love guys #seoforhumans
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Fuck you Slater #deadpoolRatedR
I just wanna see Rick go all Rick on somebody #keepwalking
There's a Rita's tent on market street. Employees standing in the snow look super sad. Happy spring you sons a bitches.
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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt
12 Mar 2015
The body that held Sam Simon's soul? Cancer. The mind that held Terry Pratchett's imagination? Alzheimer's. We get it, Universe. #fuck
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Choose! #deathorcookies
When #porchdick goes south, it's all Chris Hardwick's fault
#cleancutrick is the new black
Healthcare.gov is texting me at crazy ex-girlfriend speed. I need to break up with the federal government.
Did you know piracy is a federal crime? Goodbye General E-Books #thieves #DMCA
I'm using a bag of baby carrots and two celery stalks to prop up my pizza #fixedit
I'm a wolf in sheep's skin, teeth can tear you limb from limb. I don't have the room to spare you.
Time to finish this damn book.
A $300/mo premium on top of a $2,000 deductible is NOT health insurance. Guess I'm paying the penalty again. #thanks
This guy.
Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster, please turn on the sun. Sincerely, the Philadelphia metro area.
What's another word for Siege? #workingtitle
Hey @alexnaderwrites email me about your #scavengerhunt giveaway!
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