passionate Lavender Papi enthusiast / typical Bobby D enjoyer / Ryan Brasier Apologist / Ex-fan of Xander Bogaerts & Mookie Betts & Chris Sale
Joined July 2016
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Was up late last night mourning the loss of Lucas giolito. Then something occurred to me and I feel into a deep rest. Andrew Bailey is my pitching coach. I had sweet dreams of a 3 man cy young race between Garrett Whitlock, Tanner Houck, and Kutter Crawford ❤️
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Apr 25
everyone fired but breslow
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This Red Sox team is bordering on unwatchable.
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This is the top for $SPY and the market as whole. Expect a year long bear market.
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There should be a rule that if a pitch falls with in a certain range of being a strike/ball (.02 inches or something) the call on the field should stand. Keeps the human judgement aspect of the sport in tact, and the strike zone is inherently subjective.
Feb 24
ABS determined this ball missed the strike zone by the width of one atom
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29 Oct 2025
When someone asks me why I’m doing CFA practice questions on my phone at the bar on Halloween.
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10 Oct 2025
Dak Prescott clears Jalen hurts by a fucking mile 😭
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5 Oct 2025
- No sexual assault allegations
- No domestic violence cases
- No clubhouse/family drama
Just damn good baseball. And a lot of it.
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1 Oct 2025
117 pitches, 11 Ks👊
@RedSox win over the Yankees ✅
Highest Trophies❓😏
1 Oct 2025
Garrett Crochet delivered a dominant postseason performance and then immediately played a ton of Clash Royale on his phone.
My story from a memorable Game 1 and the confident, untouchable ace that made it his own.
@YahooSports
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26 Sep 2025
Why is Red Sox Twitter acting like Apple TV costs a fortune. There is also a free trial…
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13 Sep 2025
When Charlie Kirk died #ballknower was born. I love every American, regardless of political beliefs. Let’s talk through our disagreements instead of getting violent.
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10 Sep 2025
I’m so sure
"Just some inflammation in the forearm... it's not fun... I'm trying to stay ahead of it cause I haven't done that in the past."
Dustin May on being placed on the injured list
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4 Sep 2025
Great bit here
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4 Sep 2025
All My Wars
A Quiet and Harmless Living out 9/12 🤘🏻 mattmaeson.lnk.to/album
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29 Aug 2025
4461. The line in the sand on ethereum. Break that and there will be blood.
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28 Aug 2025
Liquidations of longs on Ethereum are about to intensify.
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