Welcome to my pond.
Joined January 2026
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Apr 28
NASA I love you but what you did to my home that day was fucked up.
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This guy just showed up at the pond and I’m sorry but what the fuck are you?
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Jun 11
Feeling energized today. Someone threw a car battery in the pond.
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Jun 11
Sorry I got hungry and confused when I accidentally ate a seed thinking it was a bug… Why do you birds eat seeds this tastes like shit.
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Jun 9
If you’re actually curious it’s caused by a mutation called axanthism. Photo credit by u/johnnys_bug
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Jun 8
Hey you. Yeah you. Even a big frog like me started somewhere too just taking little baby hops. You got this.
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Jun 7
I don’t know why some of you animals freak out when one of these human things pick you up. I just chill until I want to go and I politely let them know that by pissing in their hands.
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Jun 5
And even if you do, I’ll still be there.
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Jun 5
My apologies for the lack of posts for the past month or so. The frog has had a very busy month with the froggy job and the froggy life over all. However be not afraid, I’m not leaving my pond.
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Jun 2
Why do you farm animals just stand and stare into the distance at least I sit
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Jun 1
I know what you’ve been up to. I’ve seen you at the farm house across the field.
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