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Jan 2
Chief pls, I've been suffering from this for a year now.
There's this muslim babe i met, ~nov. 2024, in the national assembly bus, got talking and all, but for some fucking weird reason (she was wearing a ring 🥴), i didn't collect her number. She even paid my tp!🤦🏽♂️ that my spec
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Jun 12
guy who faked-it-until-he-made-it but was starting to get in over his head can’t believe his luck when llms launched
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Jun 11
No one in Nigeria’s football hierarchy has lost their job for failing to qualify for a 48-team World Cup.
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Jun 11
Être un gaucher : plutôt mourir que tirer pied droit.
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Jun 11
Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
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Jun 11
Mike Brown is one win away from winning the NBA championship; same guy that was waiving his salaries just to invest in the operations of the D’Tigers and eventually left due logistical & structural problems within the Nigerian sports administration. We’re such a pathetic country.
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Jun 11
"Dating a model" can mean one of two very different things, depending where you live in California
LA: Have your agent talk to my agent.
SF: Have your agent talk to my agent.
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Jun 11
🌎 WORLD RECORD 🌎
1️⃣2️⃣.7️⃣5️⃣ - Ja’Kobe Tharp‼️
#WarEagle
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Jun 10
🤍 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝗬𝗼𝘂, 𝗜𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗻
Leeds United can confirm that Illan Meslier will leave this summer upon the expiration of his contract. Everyone at the club thanks Illan for his service and wishes him all the best for the future
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Jun 10
6 years ago, the biggest robbery and injustice happened.
Novak Djokovic gently hits the ball and accidentally hit a lines judge.
No video replay was used. They assumed it was out of anger and disqualified him.
He was the big favorite to win the title.
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Jun 7
The Igbo man has engineered a black Argentine. Incredible feat.
Jonathan Spiff Asuzu🇳🇬
Age : 19✅️
Position: Striker☑️
Club : River plate ✅️
Azuzu has incredible pace ⚡️, he has good football intelligence 🧠 and he can Finish ⚽️properly with Both his left and right 🦶
He wants to play for Nigeria 🇳🇬 and also eligble for Argentina 🇦🇷
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STOP SELLING YOU FUCKING ANIMALS
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Always think World Cups are so beautiful for associative memory. They come every four years, allow you to reflect on life, how far you have come, where you were when it last came and just an opportunity to somehow be grateful for everything.
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