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Good morning ๐
May your day be filled with peace, happiness, good health, and endless blessings. May every step you take today bring you closer to success and joy. Stay positive, stay strong, and keep smiling. Have a beautiful and productive day ahead ๐
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Moses retweeted
๐ HOW TO EAT BURGER IN NIGERIA ๐๐ฅ
Step 1: Hold the burger like your future depends on it ๐ญ
Step 2: Press it small so everything no go fall out ๐
Step 3: Take first bite carefully, but still stain your shirt somehow ๐
Step 4: Drink something cold immediately for balance ๐ฅค
Step 5: Pretend you are in an American movie for 5 seconds ๐
Food enjoyment is a serious ministry ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฅ
๐น After drinking the cold 5 Aliveโฆ WHAT NEXT? ๐๐ฅ
Step 1: Drop the bottle slowly like a movie star ๐
Step 2: Breathe out deeply and whisper โLife no too hard after allโ ๐ญ
Step 3: Rub your stomach with satisfaction ๐๐ฅค
Step 4: If the food was too sweet, just lie down small and rethink your existence ๐
Step 5: Check if any remaining chicken is still inside the cooler ๐๐
Step 6: Open TikTok or X immediately because enjoyment is complete ๐ฑ
Step 7: Sleep may now attack you unexpectedly ๐ดโ ๏ธ
Jollof 5 Alive = automatic happiness package ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฅ
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Moses retweeted
Who would make a better vice president ๐ค
A. Shettima
B. Amaechi
C. Kwankwaso
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All I want in life is to win. ๐ฅนโค๏ธ
At the end of the day, I pray God crowns all our efforts with success. ๐๐โจ
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Moses retweeted
SOME PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE TRIP BUT NOT THE DESTINATION๐ฏ๐ฅท
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If na you no hustle na, you go come back come dey
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๐น After drinking the cold 5 Aliveโฆ WHAT NEXT? ๐๐ฅ
Step 1: Drop the bottle slowly like a movie star ๐
Step 2: Breathe out deeply and whisper โLife no too hard after allโ ๐ญ
Step 3: Rub your stomach with satisfaction ๐๐ฅค
Step 4: If the food was too sweet, just lie down small and rethink your existence ๐
Step 5: Check if any remaining chicken is still inside the cooler ๐๐
Step 6: Open TikTok or X immediately because enjoyment is complete ๐ฑ
Step 7: Sleep may now attack you unexpectedly ๐ดโ ๏ธ
Jollof 5 Alive = automatic happiness package ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฅ
๐ฅค HOW TO DRINK 5 Alive AFTER EATING JOLLOF RICE ๐๐
Step 1: Finish the last spoon of jollof proudly ๐
Step 2: Lean back small and appreciate the food like a king ๐
Step 3: Bring out the chilled 5 Alive slowlyโฆ no rushing ๐คค
Step 4: Open it with confidence like you just achieved something in life ๐
Step 5: Take the first sip gently and allow the fruitiness to reset your soul ๐๐ฅ
Step 6: Close your eyes for 2 seconds because peace has finally been restored ๐ญ
Step 7: Say โAhhh!โ loudly so everyone knows the combo was successful ๐ฏ
Jollof rice cold 5 Alive = pure happiness ๐ณ๐ฌ๐
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Moses retweeted
Canโt he dash all of us just 10m naira
My Big Daddy Elon Musk, adds $135 Billion to his assets, he now has a Net Worth of $1.3 trillion.
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Moses retweeted
๐ฅค HOW TO DRINK 5 Alive AFTER EATING JOLLOF RICE ๐๐
Step 1: Finish the last spoon of jollof proudly ๐
Step 2: Lean back small and appreciate the food like a king ๐
Step 3: Bring out the chilled 5 Alive slowlyโฆ no rushing ๐คค
Step 4: Open it with confidence like you just achieved something in life ๐
Step 5: Take the first sip gently and allow the fruitiness to reset your soul ๐๐ฅ
Step 6: Close your eyes for 2 seconds because peace has finally been restored ๐ญ
Step 7: Say โAhhh!โ loudly so everyone knows the combo was successful ๐ฏ
Jollof rice cold 5 Alive = pure happiness ๐ณ๐ฌ๐
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๐ HOW TO EAT JOLLOF RICE LIKE A PRO ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฅ
Step 1: Open the cooler or food flask with respect ๐
Step 2: Perceive the aroma firstโฆ that smoky jollof smell is therapy ๐คค
Step 3: Add your chicken, beef, fish, or plantain generously โ no stinginess allowed ๐
Step 4: Mix small salad if you like enjoyment ๐ฅ
Step 5: Take the first spoon slowly and allow your ancestors to smile proudly ๐ญ๐ฅ
Step 6: If the jollof is sweet, nod your head silently like you understand life now ๐
Step 7: Drink cold water or soft drink after every few bites for maximum happiness ๐ฅค
Warning โ ๏ธ:
Good jollof rice can make you forget your problems temporarily ๐๐ฝ๏ธ
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Moses retweeted
Seeing that inflation ticked up to 15.93% again makes me want to cancel all my subscriptions, but how will I cope? The cost of Apple Music, Netflix, and fiber internet alone is doing a madness to my monthly budget. If you are a young professional earning in Naira right now, you need an award just for staying sane. 15.93% on paper, but 50% in the streets.
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My life don spoil
I boil egg e burn ๐ญ๐
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My mission on this app is to RAGEBAIT you if you decide to fall for it .Thank you for making my mission successful
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Moses retweeted
With great power comes great responsibility.
The higher you rise, the more accountable you become. Use your influence to build, not destroy. Use your position to serve, not oppress.
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Senegal is going to shock france
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Omo make I just see one small $1m now ,I go first โฆโฆ.ah ๐ฃ I dey fast
Iโm fasting today ,please nobody should post Bwess or yansh today
Love God ๐๐ฆ
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