Two truths and a lie time:
1. I coined the phrase "It's Morbin' Time" in 1978.
2. My dong is so meaty and large I've been known to trip over it mid-tweet and accidentally post.
3. In times of war I collect marsupi
This is a guy that's about to get audited. HARD.
Disclaimer: If you let me do your taxes you will probably still be audited lol I have no idea how they work