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I was speaking to a city official via email and I said into my voice text I needed the city to paint my fence but Siri changed it to I need the city to know I poop my pants. I hit send before rereading. Fix dictation. (IM CRYING LAUGHING) u got me!
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Did you know Bob Barker is still alive? I didn’t till just now.
But when he does pass, I have my tweet ready:
RIP Bob Barker
Come On Down.
...bout six feet.
#makegodlaugh