Joined August 2014
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This shit finna pop off
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Canada is Ohio Extended Universe
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I am genuinely excited for this bot interaction . Updates soon
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What else do we got
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This guy’s name is John Coldplay
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Guy who just realized something most people have already realized but he thinks no one realized it yet so he goes and tells everyone this thing he just realized as if he’s helping all of them just now realize it
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I can’t believe this same joke is still going around and still going viral
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My own skin, graded off & stirred into a delicious smoothie
People who cut out soda entirely, what did you start drinking instead?
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Shiny Dummy retweeted
"Go into the sewer. Order a pizza. Get it with marshmallows and anchovies. Have a rat pay for it."
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I don’t have to be nice to the white countries
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Hipsters’ top selling hipster bands of the 2011: 1. Interpol 2. The Beatles 3. Death (Detroit) 4. Miley Cyrus (drugs era) 5. Death (Florida) 6. PJ Harvey 7. Macklemore 8. GG Allin 9. Gary Glitter 10. Diplo 11. LostProphets 12. Chris Brown 13. Tikothee Chalamet 14. John Lennon
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The 8 most hipster bands, ranked: 1. Periphery 2. Dream Theater 3. Native Construct 4. Les Claypool Frog Brigade 5. Braking Benjamin 6. Finger eleven 7. Death Grips 8. Fleet Foxes 9. Jpeg Mafia 10. Joe Rogan 11. Donald Trump 12. Ronald Reagan 13. Israel 14. Chris Brown
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Top 9 hipster bands: 1. Iron & Wine 2. Bono 3. Regis Philbin 4. Periphery 5. Fleet Foxes 6. Enya nightcore remix 7. Texys Midnight Runners 8. Gojira 9. The Eagles
Jun 15
Someone had to do it. Or the squabbling would go on forever.
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Shiny Dummy retweeted
Replying to @RealShinyDummy
The kids are smoking pollen
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Canadian Threads is my new special interest
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It bothers me that Will Smith is just going around slapping people.
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Her tummy looks weird & scary but she is a really good singer
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What if Dr. Dre and Drake surgically merged into one guy called Dr. Drake?
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Twitter is my favorite computer game
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You must go viral.
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