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Guy who just realized something most people have already realized but he thinks no one realized it yet so he goes and tells everyone this thing he just realized as if he’s helping all of them just now realize it
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I can’t believe this same joke is still going around and still going viral
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My own skin, graded off & stirred into a delicious smoothie
Jun 15
People who cut out soda entirely, what did you start drinking instead?
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Shiny Dummy retweeted
"Go into the sewer. Order a pizza. Get it with marshmallows and anchovies. Have a rat pay for it."
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Hipsters’ top selling hipster bands of the 2011:
1. Interpol
2. The Beatles
3. Death (Detroit)
4. Miley Cyrus (drugs era)
5. Death (Florida)
6. PJ Harvey
7. Macklemore
8. GG Allin
9. Gary Glitter
10. Diplo
11. LostProphets
12. Chris Brown
13. Tikothee Chalamet
14. John Lennon
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The 8 most hipster bands, ranked:
1. Periphery
2. Dream Theater
3. Native Construct
4. Les Claypool Frog Brigade
5. Braking Benjamin
6. Finger eleven
7. Death Grips
8. Fleet Foxes
9. Jpeg Mafia
10. Joe Rogan
11. Donald Trump
12. Ronald Reagan
13. Israel
14. Chris Brown
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Top 9 hipster bands:
1. Iron & Wine
2. Bono
3. Regis Philbin
4. Periphery
5. Fleet Foxes
6. Enya nightcore remix
7. Texys Midnight Runners
8. Gojira
9. The Eagles
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Jun 15
It bothers me that Will Smith is just going around slapping people.
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Jun 15
Her tummy looks weird & scary but she is a really good singer
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Jun 15
What if Dr. Dre and Drake surgically merged into one guy called Dr. Drake?
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