Husband. Father. Life enthusiast. Cynical commentary on sports and politics a speciality. Read words I write on williamcolvin.net.
Joined November 2014
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19 Aug 2022
This is by far the dumbest thing I have ever made
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24 Nov 2023
"Mr Kielty? I'd like to get down now" #LateLateToyShow
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14 Nov 2023
100% agree
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15 Jul 2023
“Maguire's made a mockery of things there. You can't be harping on about great power and great responsibility if you're going to act like that.
Wasting time whilst the villains are still out there, Dancing around because he's got himself a new black suit? embarassing.”
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24 Jun 2023
The absolute nerve of @JDSports, what kind of self respecting man would be interested in wearing something so filthy and degenerate? A Rangers jersey, honestly
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3 Jun 2023
HERE COMES THE MONEY
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10 May 2023
It's too big
10 May 2023
#BREAKING: Canada has unveiled a new design to the Canadian Passport.
It will be rolled out this summer.
It’s not red.
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11 May 2023
It's important to know the difference between your Rory Gallaghers
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7 May 2023
Bringing your dad both screwdrivers because you don’t know what he’s talking about.
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17 Apr 2023
A better thread you'll not see today
17 Apr 2023
We're live at the criminal court where Gerry Hutch is now sitting in the dock scrolling through Ryanair flight times to Spain. #gerryhutch
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13 Apr 2023
Can you imagine a world without the US?
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31 Mar 2023
12:03am on April 1st
31 Mar 2023
It’s been an incredible two years.
Thank you so much for the support.
We have some news.
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27 Mar 2023
New Robbie Williams single, ‘Cost of Loving Crisis’ , to be released on 23 April
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11 Mar 2023
EATING IS MY REASON FOR LIVING
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21 Feb 2023
"Oh yeah, Lent. What are you giving up? Being the biggest eejit in the priesthood?"
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