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Mar 21
Over 60’s should be no where near supermarkets after 10 o’clock in the morning 7days a week
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Mar 14
Saturday night my boy in his bed sleeping ,me and my girls watching Titanic, nowhere else I’d rather be ❤️
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Feb 19
Kasper Schmeichel plays like a defender that’s had tae go in goals cos the keepers injured and there’s nae sub keeper
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Jan 30
Went for lunch the day tae a wee cafe up ma way, 2 baked totties 17 British pounds . Am in the wrong game
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Jan 16
Tae the cunt horsing it up and doon ma street in a loud as fuck dirt bike, I hope you die dirt bike related horrible death, hopefully within the next ten minutes CUNT
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23 Dec 2025
Imagine waking up on Christmas morning and Gerry o’brians naked under the tree wae mistletoe hanging fae his belly button
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26 Oct 2025
Katie away oot wae the wee man, ma maws just turned up and took the girls out!
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11 Oct 2025
Gerry o’Brian next
11 Oct 2025
Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins killed in prison bbc.in/4oiBSHr
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25 Sep 2025
Candace Owen’s will wake up deed when the Israeli’s get a hold of her
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24 Sep 2025
Nygren plays that pass intae Maeda it rolls under his foot and oot for a shy
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20 Sep 2025
Waiting 15minutes in a line tae get intae the Haribo shop on a Saturday is new low for me
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27 Aug 2025
Isabella is 8 today, first birthday without any toys just “big girl” presents 😢
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26 Aug 2025
Board out, Rodger’s out, every cunt out. Needs a refresh, Went fae running Bayern close tae that shambles, second rate fuckin borat team
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23 Jun 2025
Doon that pool early doors tae bag a premium spot next to the pool, came back fae breakfast to find the pool closed for the day cos someone done a jobby in it 😢
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9 Jun 2025
Everyone bar the boy hav aw go a sickness and a spontaneous shittin bug, mayhem in this hoose, every man for themself, also the day he decides to start testing boundaries
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