I had to remind a Jewish friend recently that, depending on who you ask, I'm a patrilineal Jew and that dogmatically sticking to Talmudic interpretations meant losing me as a brother and I can't tell you how whiskey his dick went for the next half hour on whether I was or not.
I love when some idiot on here feels he has to remind me that I don't have a Jewish mom after I defend Jews in any capacity. Like yeah no shit. It's in my bio, I wrote it there. "You're not a joo so why do you care". That thinking says more about you than it says about me!!!!!