full time influencer, part time dad with an even more part time podcast.

Joined February 2011
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My 100,000th tweet has to be special so here we go: It’s all bullshit. It’s all for fun. Twitter is pure entertainment for me & sometimes the truth isn’t as fun as the lie. I would’ve stopped using this app a long time ago if I didn’t fundamentally enjoy it as much as I do.
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Mavs really could be back to back championships if Nico didn’t break up the team that’s crazy
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NBA fans calling this Knicks championship the first real ring since 2011 per my sources
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The Knicks really went 16-3 & lose the 3 games by a combined 6 points. Just an unbelievable run. Shoutout to all those dawgs.
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KAT's code (voice) switching is so funny man
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RT @NBA: AFTER 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE FINALLY NBA CHAMPIONS ONCE AGAIN!" THE NEW YORK KNICKS WIN THEIR FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE 1973 🏆 h…
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JALEN BRUNSON TONIGHT: 45 POINTS 3 REBOUNDS 3 ASSISTS 52% FG
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JALEN BRUNSON IS THE 2026 NBA FINALS MVP! Brunson averaged 32.6 PPG, 4.2 RPG, 4.6 APG in the NBA Finals, leading the Knicks to their first championship in 53 years 🏆
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We've said for multiiple years now that the team that won the championship (Bucks, Nuggets, Celtics, Thunder) were going to run the league for the next few years & none of them have done it. I don't think people believe this to be the case for the Knicks. Which, naturally, means they'll go back-to-back.
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My soul knows ball. I shouldn't be going against it
My brain of brains can’t go against the Spurs but like I said, something in my soul just tells me it’s the Knicks this year. This teams incredible I can’t lie
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It was a battle between Mitch Johnson De'Aaron Fox & the NBA, but somehow Johnson & Fox managed to win (lose)
The NBA isn't beating the rigging allegations any time soon, are they?
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Spurs really blew a 10 point lead in every game, insane
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Unbelievable that the Knicks are winning the Larry O’Brien. Shoutout them. Stay safe New Yorkers in NYC & to those of yall in San Antonio, don’t burn it down Shoutout the Power of Friendship
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Wemby just not able to hit these clutch free throws either. The lights too bright
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If the Spurs lose this game, especially with Wemby having around 20 points, we are going to see arguably the most astronomical growth offensively we have arguably ever seen from him. This dude is going to enter the lab & refuse to not be wildly aggressive. Make sure he can take 30 shots a night
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This guy is going to end up at The White House before the World Cup is over
WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!
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And they’re still gonna win. Insane
Rough start for the Knicks in Game 5 😅 New York's 13 first-quarter points are tied for the second-fewest in an NBA Finals opening quarter of the shot-clock era.
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Spurs go up 16 again but Knicks cut it to 5 at the half When I die, bury me in a Knicks jersey bc I might just come back
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Game 5 of the NBA finals, I've seen this movie before, 4 times already this series
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I need NASCAR & IndyCar 26 updates
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