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Joined January 2012
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Blast me! Mr South's gooin' out talking about me! Get yersel' there on Monday and see what he say and 'ow blimmin' long he take to say it! Would yer retweet this so at least *somebody* turn up to see the ol' boy? Taaaa #Fens #Fenland #EastAnglia
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Happy Eater to yer. Buns and chocs and whatever ya can get yer gums 'round. While yer chewun an' suckun ya could play the latest Fencast. Like a podcast but Fennier. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… also availabable from Spottyfly.
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I double-checked. It don' say Pony Wee.
Somehow I managed to resist...
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Dennis of Grunty Fen retweeted
Ooh! Just got my giveaway cards for tomorrow's Book Fair in #StIves, #Cambridgeshire! Please come and say hello, find your next good read and support indie authors #booktwt #BookTwitter #WritingCommunity #WritingLife #readingcommunity
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First time giving blood - I did it! I'd heard there were biscuits afterwards, but I didn't expect a KitKat - what a win. Thanks to @tomspeight for the tweet earlier this year which nudged me to register 💉❤️💪 #BloodDonation #GiveBloodSaveLives
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Dennis of Grunty Fen retweeted
Very happy to be joining @LouiseOnAir on @BBCCambs this evening at around 8.15 pm to talk about this event! I'm sure we'll have a few giggles as well...
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Dennis of Grunty Fen retweeted
😊'Another cracker' of a poem for @BBCUpload, according to @LouiseOnAir @BBCCambs - thanks, Louise. Music - thanks to @MartinCarman What happened to a young lad who *could* spell properly but didn't? 😆 Listen again 👇 bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0fb16… About 35 mins 19 secs in.

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Jus' found out that the Grunty Fencast is available from the Spotify. Thas' gonna mean a lot to some people. open.spotify.com/show/0Xe3y2… Bit o' fen culture. Maybe some tall tales from a low place. Latest episode's a Easter Special. #podcast #Spotify #comedy
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If you've never dipped a welly into the weird world of Grunty Fen, this might give you a flavour. Involves the #Easter tradition of religious football. No, honestly. #Fens #Ely #Cambridgeshire #Easter #football
Allo. New Grunty Fencast out on the usual iTunes and other podcaast things and dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk Here's a little somethun just to whet yer appetite. youtu.be/UNf61gbC9Uk
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D'yer want hear about about spring and fertility rites, cabbage rolling, competitive chimney-sweeping and religious football? Hear an episode of Dennis of Grunty Fen from 1991 called "Easter traditions" kicked off by Mr South. dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk/pods… #comedy #radio #Easter
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Allo. New Grunty Fencast out on the usual iTunes and other podcaast things and dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk Here's a little somethun just to whet yer appetite. youtu.be/UNf61gbC9Uk
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Dennis of Grunty Fen retweeted
Replying to @LevParikian
Here's part of the index for Christopher South' s third book about the imaginary Grunty Fen, The Customs and Folklore of Grunty Fen. Quite wide-ranging, wouldn't you say? mccawmedia.co.uk/grunty-fen-… @Real_DoGF
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I seen a foo straaange things on the Fen. Nothun' with a pipe out the front 'less it got t'bacca in it.
Ultimate level camouflage for wildlife #photography.
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That Rowbotham fella. Locally he still known as Raw Bottom on account of tha's where all the noise came from.
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just learned about the iowa husband calling competition
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Latest edition of the Grunty Fencast podcast is out. Christmas special of course looking back ter 1991. Subscribe on iTunes and other places. Readdallaboutit here : dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk/2022… #Christmas #podcasts #Russian
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This two minutes teach yer all ya need ter know about Dennis of Grunty Fen. youtu.be/44f8zmDzS5A #Radio #comedy #fens #South #Studer
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Miss Edwards up the Post Office hev released TWO new collections of Mr South and me talking about Fen life from 1991! Get 'em as downloads or CDs from dennisofgruntyfen.co.uk/shop Features things like Nitromors, junglenauts, expansion joints, a pheasant, film stars, slop buckets..
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...a Cossack number, soup, galvanised, ferret droppings, Quinquagesima, fathoming, rubber stamps, brazil whacks, Stuttgarter Giants, interesting diseases, Wilfred Pickles, disc harrows, a Bisto moat, vests, Welsh hats, a frog cruet and specialised muck.
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Buy now for Christmas - that's what me Gran say, when she finished nagging me about her middle bath.... Thanking yew.