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15 May 2023
Me tuning into #Succession to be entertained but instead having to revisit the trauma of the past two elections & be confronted with the truth of the corrupt capitalist hellscape in which we live #successionhbo #HBO
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Jun 13
I honestly feel so duped into having to pair Jen with anyone, like the girl has made no splash at all. And to lose a commentary queen like Bea??? Unmitigated disaster #loveislandusa #loveisland
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Jun 13
Really the only two ppl I genuinely don’t like in the villa rn are Zach and Sincere. Two whiny MFs #loveisland #loveislandusa
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Jun 13
Im ngl, this isn’t even about Melanie being “crazy” rn, sincere is literally lying about his intentions and feelings to her #loveislandusa #loveisland
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This edit really had me wondering if Trin was gonna pick the cop over our anxious bi king. I should have had faith #loveislandUSA #loveisland
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Made the mistake of checking #loveislandusa twitter and seeing random unsubstantiated tweets with thousands of likes hating on Bea for no reason and suggesting she’ll be unattractive bc of her disability. What a repulsive fandom honestly
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West is painfully transparent. He doesn’t outwardly support Amanda bc the cast & audience will get angry w him. What he doesn’t realize is that this inauthenticity and obsession with image only further condemns him and reveals him for the weak pest he really is #summerhouse
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May 31
Sieger’s tantrum was hilarious & delicious. Made me nostalgic for the old, unhinged szns of this show. I cannot believe the man is arguing that a liquidy mousse is not adequate grounds to eliminate a #topchef contestant, especially when everyone else’s dishes were stellar
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May 14
I’m not the kind of person that thinks Kyle is a saint just bc Amanda is also diabolical but objectively the delta between how Amanda COULD have been perceived rn and how she is being perceived haunts me. & literally all bc of her own actions w/West #summerhouse
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May 13
Real ones were never fooled by that clown 😮💨 he was always saying weird ass things #thevalley
Danny…we’re seeing a different side of you this season and it’s not good
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May 13
This is why this show is virtually unwatchable to me. It’s not people in their twenties being dumb. These are really horrendous grown husbands, and there are children involved #thevalley
This would be sad enough if they were a couple of restaurant employees in an alley but they are parents to FOUR CHILDREN this isn't reality show drama this is literal domestic tragedy #TheValley
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No one wants to admit it but Danny’s 1000 times more of a villain than Janet #thevalley
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Apr 10
I’d be depressed AF too if I was married to this creepy little squirrel #thevalley
Nia is telling Danny she's overwhelmed but all he can do is make a joke about having sex. Men are so stupid #thevalley
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Apr 10
THIS cast is supposed to be representative of one of the most diverse cities in the world?? YIKES #inthecity #summerhouse #bravotv
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Apr 10
Already tired of the Schwartz redemption propaganda on #thevalley. This weirdo called Schwartz the KINDEST guy ever when there’s hours of footage of him being exceptionally cruel to his former wife & partner of 12 years?? Sorry Bravo you’re not erasing the history in my head
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Apr 10
I will never understand the obsession with forcing your partner to think about sex when they’re clearly deeply psychologically and physically struggling with it. My hot take: that’s just not truly loving someone #thevalley #slomw
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Apr 10
These Gen X players are so unbelievably condescending, like wdym Tiffany is “eloquent” ??? #survivor50
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Mar 26
Me blocking and reporting every post of some looney tunes pick-me trying to defend Kyle’s abusive behavior #summerhouse
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