7th Gen Texian - 12th Gen American - Catholic Paramedic - Fren - Firearm Enthusiast

Joined October 2019
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Don't let X fuck with your Why.
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Type of dude who holds the door open for you with his elbow at the Texaco while holding a case of Coors Light.
Unidentified North Carolina Confederate with Model 1855 Colt revolving rifle.
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Not to be a pessimist or anything, but I kinda feel like this whole Europeans discover Big and Strong and Cool America might be a little bit of a ๐Ÿ˜Ž to distract us from ๐Ÿซ or ๐Ÿ˜ต or ใ€ฝ๏ธ
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Replying to @nocontextfooty
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Three weeks until America's 250th birthday ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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I'm going to get a girlfriend?
So many of you are going to get girlfriends that immediately break up with you once they see what you tweet. So so many of you.
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GET READY TO CALL IT SOCCER BUDDY
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They 1000% saw you and said โ€œwatch thisโ€ too each other ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž
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"They said 'Good Morning,' what the hell you, you guys talk to each other here?"
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OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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A meme forever
HOUSTON OMG
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I think about this line a lot
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Our room for the coming days in Houston. I donโ€™t even know what to say about this. This is just unreal. No words. Huge huge thank you to JJ Watt for giving me and my friends the opportunity to stay at a place like this๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
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Replying to @FreddyLA7
a german passing on the right
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Replying to @FreddyLA7
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HOUSTON OMG
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...the Irish? ๐Ÿคจ
The Irish have discovered Walmart ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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CHOOSIN' TEXAS๐Ÿค 
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I like how Lincoln is chillin on his throne with his arms resting on two fascses but you probably don't know what a fasces represents lol lmao
I Iโ€™ll never forgive people who voted for Trump. This is on them. The Lincoln Memorial is hallowed ground. Where our greatest president, who gave his life to end slavery, is commentated. Where the Gettysburg Address is written. We live as graffiti now.
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I just need a modest home like this
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