Still on a break from the rat race, still hiding in the mountains with my laptops. CEO @auxcube | C*O @coffity | consultant | blog@ reallyvirtual.com

Joined May 2007
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چالیس کروڑ اردو بولنے والوں پر زبردستی انگریزی ترجمہ مسلط کر دو تاکہ مطلب ترجمے میں گم ہو جائے، اور گجراتی اور تامل جیسی چھوٹی زبانوں کو پوری عزت دو۔ یہ کیا بکواس ہے ایکس؟ اگر آپ یہ انگریزی میں پڑھ رہے ہیں تو ایلون پر لعنت بھیج کر چوبارہ ارسال کریں۔
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Is 'Claude is down' going to replace 'Instagram|Twitter|Facebook is down' in the months to come?
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The 'war' (or anything else) is not over until the top three trends in Pakistan are all about cricket.
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Maybe the next one would be an RTS instead of a turn-based one.
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How'd they fight wars without memes in the past centuries?
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I thought it was 'bunya nu maar soo' (in a Hindko accent) when I first read the transliterated name of the operation, but it is بنیان مرصوص - punny!
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Also interesting because 'marsus' is lead, and lead is also a primary sindoor ingredient, so it is essentially a lead dot vs. a lead wall.
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Sohaib Athar retweeted
Nah 😭 they're happy bcz the smoke killed the mosquitoes Rawalpindi Islamabad Lahore Karachi #Pakistan #IndianArmy #IndiaPakWar

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2nd blast in/around Islamabad within a minute.
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That's like asking an ambulance manufacturer to start a hospital, or a laundromat to open up a hotel.
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From the timely obligatory #earthquake in Islamabad tweets, it seems Pakistanis have adapted quite well to VPNs vs Twitter ban.
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Pak always loses against bans. Why are the cricket fans surprised? #PAKvsBAN
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Today I am wondering if the firewall is an attempt at getting the digital Pakistani kids to learn more about DNS, TCP/IP, tunnels, and all the important networking concepts they ignored during their BS.
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So @PTCLCares has stopped offering static IPs for new fiber connections. Someone should tell them static IPs are great for monitoring and filtering. #DigitalPakistan
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I see the sharks haven't started nibbling on our undersea cables yet. So, a thread 🧵 I had the misfortune to visit the NADRA 24/7 office 10PM tonight to get a blunder fixed. The signature on my ID card is at a 10% scale, and their helpline said they'll fix this printing error.
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Ag: Do you want the regular or express application for the fix? Me: Are you going to charge me twice for your mistake? Your helpline said they'd fix it as it was a NADRA fault. Ag: Do not trust what our helpline tells you. Me. I can pay, but I won't. It's an error you should fix.
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Ag: Alright. Come in the morning and get approval from the morning officer. Me. ... "Country of stay", indeed. The more things change... Tweeting تاکہ سند رہے اور بوقت ضرورت کام آوے OK, sharks, come back and do your thing. </thread>
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