He/Him I Dumb Jokes with typos | Co-host of The Nostalgic Front Podcast.

Joined March 2011
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24 Sep 2020
What was it like growing up in the 80s? The 80s:
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I’m gonna go out on a limb here *proceeds to walk around
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Yeah I support the LGBT agenda Lets Get down to Business To defeat the Huns
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FML. Just found out Ive been going to conservative events for years by accident thinking we were going to do some booblicking. Shit.
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Trump is so old he has to take drugs just to get his R hard.
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I never get picked for jury duty because if I ever was it would always be hung.
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TFW when you can’t wait to tell everyone your thoughts on the upcoming halftime show.
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I don’t like singles bars. That why I always buy Twix
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31 Dec 2025
Nobody: Belinda Carlisle on Antique Road Show:
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25 Dec 2025
Nobody: The Lord:
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19 Dec 2025
Kinda messed up that the video game Paper Boy included the grim reaper as one of the antagonists considering it was released just two years after the disappearance of Johnny Gosch
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17 Dec 2025
How I feel when I wear my CPAP
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27 Nov 2025
Woke up like this
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25 Nov 2025
“I think A tier should be the best and S tier shouldn’t exist.”
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25 Nov 2025
“And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.”
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31 Oct 2025
When I see my neighbors put their recycling out but this week isn’t recycling pick up.
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25 Oct 2025
After 43 years Vanna White will be retiring from Wheel Of Fortune. Turns out she came down with a severe case of irritable vowel syndrome
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25 Oct 2025
Sleep Token? No i prefer waking up and then token
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25 Oct 2025
The ballroom renovation mission from Desert Strike on Sega Genesis was always a tough one.
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25 Oct 2025
Aunt Tifa
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25 Oct 2025
POV: Trying to live in late stage capitalism without contributing to fascism
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