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25 Nov 2025
Ask not for whom the hog cranks. It cranks for thee.
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Big Soy Sauce π§π retweeted
Jun 15
FYI for anyone visiting Texas....
If they charge for Chips and Salsa, they are NOT a legitimate Mexican restaraunt.
Do not eat there.
Leave immediately.
Call the police and report fraud.
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When will my ball come back from the blitz. I wither here. An old maid deprived of progression. Accompany me now on this, the least Final of Fantasies. #FFX
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Big Soy Sauce π§π retweeted
mercy killing woke grok so elon can't make child porn
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Back from the grave to finish this damned #Blitzball run. I just had the wettest sandwich and now it's time to blitz baby! Come hang out now.
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OH NO MY LITTLE LEGGIES! NOT MY LITTLE LEGGIES! π€£π
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I was ready to roll my eyes at this, but then I saw that they baisically threw Vash the Stampede and Kento Nanami into a blender and poured out sex appeal ino a cup, so there ya go.
heβs so hot i genuinely slapped a hand over my mouth and went βoh my godβ
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I'm fairly sure that at some point over the last 5 years I suffered some kind of severe brain damage and never found out how.
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Yup. Outsourcing your control and decision making to a Slop Slot Machine is why AI doesnβt make sense in the Arts. Whatever it spits out, you canβt explain why you βchoseβ that detail, because you didnβt choose anything.
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I saw something that said Tim Curry was coming back to be in a movie called Stream 2. So I looked up the cast of Stream 1 and I'm gonna need someone to explain something to me real quick...
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Sold the entire vault and this is all that's left. Come get the most explosive pinata on #Perimeter.
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Big Soy Sauce π§π retweeted
May 28
year after year the dialogue floored me with its beauty and depth and power. a feast. every time. a feast.
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What the holiday ham sees when I crack open the fridge door at 3am.
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Big Soy Sauce π§π retweeted
May 26
Destinyβs weakest moments still outdo the vast majority of live service games at any time in its history. The bad times of Destiny are bad because theyβre compared to Destiny, not other live service shooters.
No game has done it like Destiny.
May 25
Since Destiny 2 is coming to an end, What hot take had you like this?
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