Stand-up comic, irregular actor. Quaffer of Some Wines & Spirits, gentleman adventurer, accomplished murderer. I collect tropical fish and eat them. Move along.
Joined March 2010
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16 Sep 2023
Genuine, possibly vapidly-ignorant question: when companies get fined by regulators, for example a water company or rail operator - who gets the money? Where does it go?
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15 Sep 2023
If you don't want a breed of dog banned then maybe don't fuckin' call it the "American XL Bully". Just a thought...
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8 Sep 2023
Lonestar Comedy at the Royal Oak in Hawkhurst
Fri 8th Sep 8pm
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6 Sep 2023
Tomorrow evening in pretty, sunlit Marlow, I'm competing with some very fine fellow comics in my heat of the British Comedian of the Year.
If you fancy some shade, please do pop along and support... us all!
Nx
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2 Sep 2023
Good to know that Private Rod has his own office these days.
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25 Aug 2023
Can we all just be clear about this?
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING MUGSHOT. WAKE UP.
Have you never seen a film?
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22 Aug 2023
Hot salad. According to this poster I'm not gigging tomorrow at Leith Depot but I bloody well am. And it's going to be gorgeous. So do come and we'll all have a whizzy jolly time of it.
Tell your friends, enemies and any more advanced pets. Let's DO THIS.
bit.ly/laughdepotaugust
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22 Aug 2023
This is utterly baffling and more than a little concerning. I truly don't understand what the actual fuck is going on.
Is it AI?
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14 Aug 2023
Pretty obvious innit?
Abdicate and let her be in charge.
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28 Jul 2023
Tonight I'm being funny in Fife. With two monstrously entertaining chaps called Matthew Baylis & Bill Dewar.
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15 Jul 2023
Looks like my specs were a little bit freaked out during the night.
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7 Jul 2023
Tomorrow evening I'll be feckin' all kinds-a-shit up in Crouch End. Specifically @downstairskhead where @JezODonnell, Dave Ward & @IAmSeanGorman will be in in the safe & capable but surprisingly soft & gentle hands of @michaellegge.
Get along with you.
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5 Jul 2023
Rather chuffulated to be opening the batting @ComedyClubUK in Southend-on-Sea, this actual very Friday, in the HOT company of MC @Adam___Morrison and headliner @RudiLickwood
Oh I do like to gig beside the seaside.
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29 Jun 2023
MCing the Legendary Comedy Tryout Night Downstairs at the Kings Head in Crouch End. Some great people on - in fact a lovely mix of people I like and people I don't know. And a stranger's just a friend I haven't met yet. 🤮
Anyway, y'all comin'.
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15 Jun 2023
Why are there peepholes in the fire exits at this hotel? If there's a fire we're not going to pause our escape and peep to see if there's something even worse outside.
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11 Jun 2023
Hey, Nissan. "Who said electricity can't be bold?"
Nobody. Ever.
#atleastnotuntiltheystartedtakingthepissoutofyouradcampaign
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