Redhead. MSW. There is probably a cat watching me type this
Joined June 2020
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Jun 14
Orchid around all men: (not, she’s hiding under her safety chair)
Orchid while my dad literally hammers my door frame: watches grandpa work through the window, gets some cuddles, plays ribbon, takes a nap
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Jun 13
You’ve seen The Kingsman movies, right?
Jun 13
Elon Musk says humans will soon have cybernetic chip implants that will enable "God-like powers" describing the chips as creating "Jesus-level miracles."
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Jun 13
Orchid being so good for grandma that grandma got to take her picture (see below) and internally snorting because zek was the one who got in grandpa’s tool this time
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Jun 13
My grandparents are coming today! Kim started with the “act like you have home training” and “don’t embarrass me in front of my momma” talks last night. Just because last time I tried to trip grandma and got in grandpa’s tool box.
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Jun 13
I’ve been here six years. Pretty wild that I joined during Covid so I could vent about politics and now just talk to cats
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Jun 12
Orchids preferred but patting rhythm is to the beat of “Baby Love” by the Supremes since she is a lady of taste
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Jun 12
Get caffeinated folks! Today is sunny with a chance of new refrigerator delivery man and tomorrow has grandparents. Get those zoomies out! —orchid
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Jun 12
I have explained to the people I love that if they know and do not tell me straight away, then I am going to question our entire relationship. Interrupt me in the middle of a therapy session because I know my clients want to know too.
Jun 11
If he dies, and you're sleeping, do you want us to wake you?
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Jun 12
Orchid is not only demonstrating safety protocols but also found a puzzle piece
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Jun 11
Orchid wishes to remind everyone that today is a heat advisory day w/ high humidity. Thankfully she is monitoring the situation-drink water from your bowl, demand wet foods, &rest in cool spots. There might be tornados or wind later, you can hide under the safety chair with her
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Jun 10
Orchid would like to remind everyone that it will be very hot, humid and maybe scary windy/storms today so just drink from your water bowl, have your human give you wet food and take lots of naps. Hold the zoomies off until tonight
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Jun 10
These Europeans in the US not following proper heat protocols are STRESSING ME OUT. I’m over here in the comments begging them to stop doing things that will land them on the ground with heat exhaustion
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Jun 10
My OCD about potlucks and other food related issues completely vanishes in the face of a tailgate. They are magical moment that everyone should get to experience.
Jun 10
i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob
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Rebecca 🪷 retweeted
Jun 9
We have Ohio State Fans defending the University of Michigan, the World Cup is introducing sentences that have never been said before
Jun 8
As an Ohio State fan, I cannot believe in defending Michigan, but Michigan university is one of the largest most successful and wealthiest universities in the world
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Michigan needs to get it together
And since it is like 14336536%humidity, we get a chance for multiple versions of severe weather
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It’s fun watching Mike Lee be big mad that Mormons aren’t listed as one of the Christian religions as the government keeps cutting which religions are acknowledged. So sad when you want to be excluding folks for their beliefs and find yourself excluded instead
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