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Joined November 2020
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Damn. Mbappe not being maximized because Arbeloa's favouring Vini for France?
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Lol. Tuchel letting ego... Anyways. Down with England!
Exclusive : England World Cup preparations rocked by the news Tino Livramento is expected to be ruled out of the tournament through injury. Tuchel ready to replace him with Trevoh Chalobah among the options to come in. FA yet to confirm. telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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🚨 Antonio Rüdiger on IG: “I am not done here. Renewing my journey with Real Madrid is a proud moment, but more than anything, it's a commitment to turning things around together with my teammates. We are going through a demanding phase. The setbacks have tested us, but this is exactly where I want to be. Some people may have written me off after my injuries, but that only motivated me even more. So, thank you for that. Anyone who knows me knows that I love challenges - I thrive on them. Even though things haven't been simple last season, my belief remains absolute: We stand together, we fight together and we will overcome this together. Now more than ever. ¡Hala Madrid!”
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On est tous d’accord pour dire que Rodri est le pire ballon d’or de l’histoire ?
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She never would’ve guessed niggas would be bagging up crack to this.
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She never would’ve guessed niggas would be bagging up crack to this.
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‘It’s a Hard Knock Life’ Allison Smith in 1982
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Cape Verde. This is why we watch this game.
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You lost Overmars, Fabregas & Henry to Barcelona, Van Persie to Manchester United, Vieira to Juventus. Nobody else wanted anyone else
This can never happen at Arsenal… Took Cucurella, Rudiger, & Courtois from Chelsea. Took Trent, Konate, & Micheal Owen from Liverpool. Took Modric & Bale from Spurs. Took Ronaldo & David Beckham from Man United. All in their Primes.
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Cucurella when he plays with Vinicius on the wing instead of Garnacho and Neto 😂
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tweet deleted after 45 mins feck 😭
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I’m not gonna sleep tonight
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The scene where The Misty Mountains Cold is sung in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey still gives me chills to this day. One lesser-known detail about the song is that, in Tolkien's The Hobbit book, Thorin and Company take out their instruments and begin singing while gathered at Bag End after the Unexpected Party. Tolkien describes the version heard by Bilbo as only a fragment of their true song. The music and singing awaken the adventurous Took side of Bilbo's personality, filling him with a sudden desire to see distant lands and seek adventure. However, the thought of dragons and danger quickly brings back his more cautious Baggins nature.
What scene still gives you chills to this day?
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This is a maliciously misleading "synopsis" of what Warren writes in the book
An obscure academic wrote a book in 2004 about how dual income households are a scam & the vast majority of women simply aren't economically productive enough to justify outsourcing childcare, even in dystopian government warehouses
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Bro I’m voting sincere off first chance I get he not about to keep lying in my face. Is sincere even his real name?
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Scenes that I never thought I would see, a Dance off between the Scottish and Haitians fans 🇭🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 This is what soccer is about, bringing people together and forgetting our differences. Love this!
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What an absolutely insane proclamation. Kamala is a democratic non factor now. She's owed no protection from her bullshit positions
I am definitely sympathetic to the adventures of shitposters but someone tweeting "F**k Kamala Harris" should simply be disqualified from winning a Democratic primary. Run in another party primary. New Yorkers, get it together. nytimes.com/2026/06/14/nyreg…
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tomara que levem o raphinha pra estudo do primeiro jumento que conseguiu aprender a falar
🇺🇸🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Una VIDENTE advierte que el próximo 24 de Junio, mientras se esté jugando el partido entre Brasil y Escocia, HABRA UNA INVASIÓN EXTRATERRESTRE, y MILLONES de personas serán ABDUCIDAS.
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Mamdani to New Yorkers after the Knicks win the NBA Finals:
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🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Brazil starting XI
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🚨 Carlo Ancelotti: “To feel pressure and fear is good. If you go without fear, you will face the lion thinking it’s a cat!”. 🦁
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