Honestly, giving a shit what strangers on the internet say about you is a narcissistic trait. Unless you pop a blood vessel from any critique at all, why in the actual fuck would anyone care what Joe Blow from who knows where says about anything?

Genuinely, is the average IQ of a democrat less than 70? Some of these tweets look like they are written by mental patients.

I'm respectful. Instead of saying, you're so fucking hot I want to fuck you so bad I just ask him when he is free to hang out.

I've never been to New York City. That's probably why I'm a mid Chef lol.

Very nice series Knicks, well deserved! Please do not destroy your city lmao.

I hate sex scenes in movies for the same reason I hate porn. Two people acting like they are attracted to each other, doing it for money. I can't think of anything less arousing.

No people, I'm not infertile, I'm just too old. I even asked Grok and he said its a less than 1% chance at 46 even if I had my bf finish in me nightly.

I'm so glad I never have to worry about birth control ever again.

Women, if someone asks you for your body count, half it. They are going to double it anyway. I usually quarter it. Unless I know someone well enough to tell them my business, I'm just going to lie.

I remembered a dating story from city I just had an interview at. So this guy hit me up on Tinder. We went for a nice movie date and then about a week later he wanted me to come over to his house. So I go over there and he goes in for a kiss and Y'ALL. It was so rank I stopped in the middle and told him to go brush his teeth. He pouted, went and "brushed" then came back and that shit STILL STANK. I just told him I was done and I wanted to go home. He was so fucking mad that I thought he was gonna run us off the side of the mountain. I don't feel bad. What about floss and mouthwash do people not understand? If I say brush your teeth, fucking brush them.

Legit, if you marry someone and don't want to fuck them all the time, there is something wrong with you.

So let me get this straight libs: *checks notes* because someone has an uncountable amount of money because of stock wealth he should give it to you because.....*checks notes* Well this one is blank.

Fucks sake, "Juneteeth" again like anyone besides liberal white women give a shit.

My guy went skating so I asked him if he took any sexy shirtless videos. Me and my out of control hormones must be stopped, folks.

Newsom/Biden 2028

I haven't played any of the recent Zelda games like Ocarina.

Friday vibe

Sweet like candy but I'm hot like a pepper.

My biggest thing in relationships is I hate when guys question everything I fucking do like they are my Dad. I have a Dad who does that already, thanks. Second is intelligence, third is looks, fourth is sexual chemistry. Money is not something I look for.