Joined October 2024
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Jun 12
Hey-hey, what's good crew?!
Welcome to the Skeld!
\ Red has joined Among Us Twitter! \
#amongus #amongusshow #parodytwt
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"girl u got good fashion sense actually"
Thank you! See, someone gets it!
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"why are you red is it because youre angry ?"
Nope! I'm Red because I'm strong and hot!
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"When are you gonna marry and have kids with purps"
I'm not GOING to! Stop with the Purple questions, please!
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"We know that you're gay for purple stop hiding it"
I'm not hiding anythiiinggg!!! I swear, I only see Purple as a frienddd!!! :((
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"Would you trust me to fly the ship? --Dr Blue"
Sure! I don't see any reason why not.
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"u got 0 fashion sense man"
What do you mean?! I'm incredibly fashionable! Just look at how well the sandals and crocs go together! And with my uniform, I'm the hottest captain alive!
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Wha- Of COURSE I know how to fly the Skeld! What kind of captain would I be if I didn't?? Not a great one, that's what!
//he will read the handbook entry on flying the ship later
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"Best Captain Red account! -Brown🍕"
Awww, thank you! I mean.. Of course I'm the best captain! No one else can match my expertise, haha!
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Cap'n Red retweeted
just wanted to say cause i've seen a good bit that dont do this, parody accounts SET YOUR ACCOUNT TO HAVE THE PARODY LABEL!!! you can do this by going to settings, account information and then at the bottom you'll see "parody commentary and fan account"!! this helps against bans
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Cap'n Red retweeted
Jun 12
\ Red suddenly stood up, turning away from Purple. \
After.. everything I've done for you..? After I got you a spot in this massive company, best in the *world*?? Purps, if you can't trust me after that, then maybe you shouldn't trust me at all. Maybe it's better you don't come.
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//looks nervously at my redple angst thread . i lowk rewatched 3 episodes just to get a feel for how that argument should go
// # shameless plug
// I LOVE RED ANGST!!! thanks for bringing it up, how much do people like angst because my red account might go through an angst arc atp
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//for anyone curious heres a link to the thread
x.com/i/status/2065523255142…
Jun 12
\ Red suddenly stood up, turning away from Purple. \
After.. everything I've done for you..? After I got you a spot in this massive company, best in the *world*?? Purps, if you can't trust me after that, then maybe you shouldn't trust me at all. Maybe it's better you don't come.
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"I love you, bro"
Yaaaayyy!! I'm glad you all like me! I really do try my best!! :-)
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Shut up. Anyways, good morning crew!
//joke made by @bestcaptainevr thank you
Good morning, crew! ^_^
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"I hate u bruh"
But.. but I'm the captain!! How could you not like me? :(
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Hey, Maroon! Been a while, huh? The crew's been.. quite rowdy lately, but nothing I can't handle! You know me, greatest captain of MIRA!! Hahah.. Anyways, make sure to have some dinner ready for me when I'm back home! Nice hearing from ya again.
//who is this dm me pleaaaseeeee
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Cap'n Red retweeted
Oh wow! A LOT of you really don't like me ❌😂
I don't know what I did I've never been disliked in my life
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