Foul-mouthed, moany-arsed and irritable supporter of Manchester United.
Joined November 2009
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If we stick with Amorim, we’ll win the league next season.
…And get promoted right back to the Premier League.
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Slow start for the World Cup winners-elect against Haiti, but 3 points nevertheless. 🏴
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John McGinn’s arse is controlling a World Cup game on its own. Crazy scenes.
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Oh look. Switzerland v Qatar, and we’re talking about England in the studio for the next half-hour.
Fucking hell, it’s insufferable.
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“Football is nothing without fans.”
They keep attributing this quote to different people - Stein, Busby, and now (according to ITV) Bobby Robson.
It doesn’t matter who said it - maybe they all did, it’s hardly profound. It’s fairly obvious.
Would be nice to know though.
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McCoist in training for the England games
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Jun 12
Mourinho back at Real Madrid and immediately sets about doing what he always does. Signing 31 year old superstars to have short-term success and will be sacked by his third season.
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Jun 12
So Jonny FX has been shamed into deleting his socials by the mainstream media after punching a seagull. 🤔
💡!
Dear @DailyMail
I have it on good authority that Fat Saeed (Chippy Tits) picked up the seagull and ate it while it was in its dying embers. In front of children.
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The most tragic trophy cabinet you'll ever see.
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Jun 11
The picture must be getting clearer and clearer to Marcus Rashford. They don’t think he works hard or offers enough to part with £27m, but will offer £85m for Richarlison.
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Everton have turned down an offer of €100m (£85m) from Barcelona for Brazilian striker Richarlison.
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Jun 11
I didn’t even know he had a job there.
Bet he kept calling in sick.
Jun 11
📰 We can confirm that Phil Jones has informed the club of his decision to pursue another opportunity away from Ewood Park.
Everyone at Blackburn Rovers would like to thank Phil for his professionalism and commitment, and wish him every success in the future.
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Jun 10
I’d like to thank two of them and the other should be thanking the club instead of receiving thanks.
Jun 10
Everyone at the club would like to thank Casemiro, Tyrell and Jadon for their contributions to United and wish them the very best of luck for the future 🤝
Once a Red, always a Red ❤️
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Jun 7
Ah yeah, that well known Englishman George Best.
Jun 7
“Greatest England XI of all time”
Community note
Whilst the majority of this team is subject to opinion. George Best was born in Belfast, Northern Ireland and not England. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Be…
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Happy 77th Birthday to Lou Macari, United, Celtic & Scotland legend 🇾🇪💪🏼 Homeless charity should’ve brought him a knighthood by now 👏🏼
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Jun 7
Some people tweet nonsense for engagement money.
Not Russell here.
He’s just a fucking idiot.
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Jun 7
Does anyone else actually feel this way?
I consider international football to largely be an inconvenience and my interest in it is usually limited to hoping United players don’t get injured.
Call me a weird twat, but I’d much rather see England win the World Cup than any kind of club success. I’d love to experience the joy of a whole country celebrating rather than just my own club’s fanbase.
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Jun 5
I absolutely hate this.
I may sound like a dinosaur but I fucking love Old Trafford - leaks, rust and all. Memories in person, memories on TV. It’s the best place on Earth mate.
I’ll be gutted when United move to this wanky new tent stadium.
Jun 5
It has kept being stressed work on @ManUtd new stadium has been progressing behind the scenes. Feels like if a land deal can be done, it will start to move relatively quickly. Seeing parts of stadium being shipped in will be an event in itself. bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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Jun 5
It’s not a Sphinx. It’s a Tut With Tits.
What a strange man Romanov is.
Ex-Hearts owner Vladimir Romanov leaves neighbours gobsmacked by erecting giant 'busty Sphinx' on his Moscow mansion
thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/1…
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Jun 4
Wasn’t Grealish United daft as a young man? Didn’t stop him from going to City.
There’s no time for silly sentiment when your professional career is pretty much over at 34.
Rumour has it that Elliot Anderson has dreamt of playing for city since he was a kid. He idolised Tony Vaughn. He would sit and watch old videos of “kinky” and Paul Walsh with his grandad. He is 1 million% not gonna join United 🤝🇾🇪
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