Liberal Konservatif. Muslim. Bachelor of Magician and Sorcery (MBBS). Member, Royal College of Poltergeist (MRCP). Fellow, Royal College of Sorcery (FRCS).
Joined April 2011
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π²πΎ Redzwan Sam π΄ retweeted
Kenapa tanduk lembu tu rupa cam spenda superman jer?
Ke mak yg tak faham logo politik?
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Setelah 4 tahun akhirnya berjaya habiskan series finale Better Call Saul π.
Satu episod last tu je makan masa 2 tahun.
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Background Music: Aladeen
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Ritual itu salah dan membawa tanggapan yang salah.
Tak kiralah kalaupun ritual itu menggunakan skyjuice sekalipun, apatah lagi yang menyamai - apple cider, kombucha, rutbir, tebu pahit dan selainnya.
En France, Prabowo porte un toast et boit de la biΓ¨re comme s'il ne respectait pas les musulmans d'IndonΓ©sie. MΓͺme s'il prΓ©tend Γͺtre musulman.
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"telah ditamatkan"
Siapa yang menamatkan?
May 30
Kawan2..My dear friends π
Todayβ¦The Producers have made a public statement.
So Itβs not exactly an answer. But at least we got a statement kan! Dah dapat dua statement so farππ»
Sebab itulah Sis Disini untuk bertanyaπ
Tapi janganlah petik nama sis utk kegunaan or motif lain ye. π€·π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈππ»
Remember.. Ibu bapa kita & cikgu selalu pesan dulu2-rajin2
lah bertanya. Itu adalah usaha ingin belajar dan berjaya.
Bila kita semua rajin bertanya.. kat situlah kita maju bersama π€²π»ππ»ππ²πΎ π€²π»πͺπ» #konspirasi
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Tidak lain dan tidak bukan hanyalah konspirasi murahan untuk meningkatkan keterujaan dan perasaan ganjil.
Marketing.
May 28
Konspirasi, a local Malaysian fiction film related to corruption, abuse of power and the interlinks with politics.
The film began its nationwide screening on May 21, and in less than a week, Konspirasi was allegedly take down from listing on May 27.
The film production was supported by the Communications Ministry and National Film Development Corporation Malaysia. No statement or clarification from any parties yet.
What is going on?
@sarimahi
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At least Israeli still roaming Visa-free, despite many ill-news about them.
May 22
Thais have canceled visitor visa of all Indians.
They cancelled only 3 nationalities from entering visa free and must obtain visa on arrival β Serbia, Somalia and India .
They said they want to promote βquality over quantityβ of tourists.
Indians must do a self introspection at this immense insult β do a deep soul search.
A tiny country known primarily (in the west) for prostitution and lady boys is calling you βlow qualityβ. Putting you in same league as Somalis.
WTF π³ is going on folks. This is Pearl Harbor moment for Indians.
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Menarik juga cara penggunaan ejaan Jawi dalam penulisan mohor ini.
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π²πΎ Redzwan Sam π΄ retweeted
May 17
Aku pernah cakap Honda Malaysia lagi lima tahun akan bungkus kat Malaysia ni.
Sales Honda makin lama makin jatuh. Orang dah tak anggap Honda ni sebagai status symbol. Kau lepak mamak, letak kunci Honda atas meja orang tak pandang dah.
Jadi level level rempit baru ada duit sikit je
Ini jumlah jualan Honda
2024 : 81 600 unit
2025 : 72 301 unit
sasaran 2026 : 60,000 unit.
makin lama makin jatuh
Aku pun pelik sebenarnya sejak bila benda ni jadi, tapi bila tengok balik, aku sedar ini bukan masalah Malaysia je. Satu dunia jualan Honda jatuh.
Dia tak dapat nak bersaing dengan kereta China. Chery, Jaecoo, BYD semua ni bagi good value dalam pasaran. Kalau bajet 100k, banyak sangat dah pilihan elok yang ada. Pilihan yang bagi lebih banyak kepuasan pada pembeli.
Kau tengoklah spec apa Honda bagi. HRV baru tu, reverse kamera pun tak HD, kabur macam zaman 3GP. Dah 2026 kot. Kemonlah Honda.
Kalau nak banding dengan Chery Tiggo, langit dengan bumi beza. Kereta China punya reverse kamera, dia punya terang jelas macam izhar halqi.
Itu aku belum cerita harga Honda City yang tak masuk akal. Dekat 100k tapi spec macam kereta tahun 2010. Kau kedekut nak bagi spec elok kat market Malaysia kenapa?
Kenapa HRV Thailand dengan HRV Malaysia banyak beza spec? Belum lagi cakap pasal WRV, jual 100k tapi interior punya jahanam. Baik orang beli Ativa.
Zaman orang berebut rebut nak beli Honda sebab nak impress orang kampung dah lama habis. Orang kampung pun gelak je kau pakai Honda sekarang.
Sebab tu Honda kena berubah. Jangan anggap market Malaysia ni second class, bagilah spec yang elok, letak harga kompetitif.
Kalau tak, bye bye lah Honda.
Oleh: Hafizi Norizan
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Martinez to DM, and Harry for Striker.
The sooner Michael Carrick realises that a centre-back partnership of Lisandro MartΓnez and Harry Maguire simply does not work, the better.
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π²πΎ Redzwan Sam π΄ retweeted
π¨ Tamil Nadu CM C. Joseph Vijay has ordered the closure of 717 govt-run TASMAC liquor retail outlets located within a 500m radius of places of worship, educational institutions, and bus stations, within two weeks.
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Teruk SoB berlari naik tangga daripada 1st floor ke 5th floor π. Nampak sangat tak fit.
But at least no chest pain, kira OK lah.
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Diagnosis tepat memang taktau tapi kita seperti biasalah, agakΒ² dengan harapan rawatan yang diberikan berjaya.
Sebagaimana orang datang batuk demam seminggu. Bagi Augmentin dan Azithromycin dengan harapan setel la demam batuk tu.
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Tapi kalau nak perumpamaan yang lebih tepat, pembaikan ni umpama prescribe IV Ceftazidime untuk sesuatu sepsis yang belum ada formal C&S report.
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Sesko in, Amad to the bench.
Hmm.
Hopefully we can seal UCL spot next season.
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Shahril Mokhtar complain dekat referee soal mutu pengadilan = Salah β
Bob dapat screenshot WhatsApp terus dari referee = Betulβ
Jadi siapa yang βpegangβ siapa sebenarnya?
Nak londeh orang, tapi terlondeh diri sendiri.
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Should have ChatG or Google first before taking risk bringing Cannabis. Singapore and Malaysia are notoriously famous to hang drug traffickers/smugglers.
The one law inherited from British that I support fully.
Apr 27
A man who left Germany to spend Ramadan with his family in Singapore was stopped at a checkpoint on his way back and found carrying just over a kilogram of cannabis. He was hanged on 16 April 2026. His name was Omar bin Yacob Bamadhaj. He was 46.
His judge found he was only a courier, not a kingpin. But Singapore's law gave the judge no choice. No certificate of cooperation from prosecutors meant no mercy. The mandatory de@th sentence was imposed.
His wife Alexandra wrote from Germany begging the President for clemency. Their son Naqeeb, 11 years old and battling serious illness, had died just five months earlier. The family had never once been able to visit Omar in prison in eight years, too poor, too broken, too far away. Their daughter Amal, now 9, grew up without her father. She will never get him back.
The EU, the UK, Norway, Switzerland, Amnesty International, and Human Rights Watch all pleaded for his life. Singapore hanged him anyway. It was the country's eighth execution for a drug offence in 2026 alone, and the year is not yet five months old.
Cannabis is legal in Germany, where Omar lived. It is legal or decriminalised in dozens of countries today. In Singapore, one kilogram of it cost a father his life, two children their father, and a wife her husband, while the world watched and said nothing loud enough to matter.
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Pertamanya saya bukan orang Nismilan. Jadi saya tak terikat dengan adat perpatih.
Bagi pandangan saya, 'kebesaran' Undang Nan Empat dan Tunku Besar Tampin tidak relevan dalam sistem pentadbiran semasa, dan sepatutnya dijumudkan.
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Dalam keadaan negara kita mengamalkan konsep Raja Berperlembagaan, kedudukan Undang Nan Empat dan Tunku Besar Tampin tidak layak diletakkan gelaran Yang Maha Mulia. Dalam kata lain, Undang Nan Empat dan Tunku Besar Tampin hanyalah 'glorified' Penghulu.
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Kalau nak up sikit pun, mungkin kesamaan dengan Pembesar Berempat Pahang - Orang Kaya Indera Maharaja Perba Jelai, Orang Kaya Indera Segara, Orang Kaya Indera Pahlawan, dan Orang Kaya Indera Shahbandar.
Sekian.
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