Unpaid intern on The Skeld || Stifling violent urges || Future Captain in the making || Parody Account
Joined June 2026
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I'll try my best!
[INFO FOR MUSE AND MUN BELOW]
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Oh hi, Banana!
Nice to meet you and thanks a bunch. I hope your time in Polus is just as wonderful
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[CLOSED INT]
*Green washed their hands and sat down at a cafeteria table, eager and satisfied to finally taste their own handiwork. They've been sick of eating so much pizza and felt a bit homesick as of recent. The dish looks so similar to what they remembered*
Took quite long considering the pantry didn't have much to work with but
I-i think it looks wonderful!
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*They kept eating, desperate for the next bite to finally be close to "home"*
*But how could any of it ever be. They had never experienced it for themselves. Only felt through "memories" not of their own, of someone who deserved to be there more than they do*
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*Green sobbed to themselves, losing all their appetite. It did not matter if the dish tasted good, they can't even do this one "right"*
*Oh little parasite. So desperate to be "Green", yet you stay but a selfish and malignant tumor.*
[INT END]
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Took quite long considering the pantry didn't have much to work with but
I-i think it looks wonderful!
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//Was going to buy and take a photo of nasi padang for ts but plans seems to have changed euuuuugh
Looking at everyone cooking all sorts of dishes at the kitchen here makes me want to try cooking for myself. Maybe something I really miss eating from back home
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Green retweeted
just wanted to say cause i've seen a good bit that dont do this, parody accounts SET YOUR ACCOUNT TO HAVE THE PARODY LABEL!!! you can do this by going to settings, account information and then at the bottom you'll see "parody commentary and fan account"!! this helps against bans
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Looking at everyone cooking all sorts of dishes at the kitchen here makes me want to try cooking for myself. Maybe something I really miss eating from back home
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I remember eating so much of one particularly filling dish. Steamed rice with an assortment of dishes at the sides, wrapped up in banana leaves.
Mom even taught how to make one for myself, the dish itself was sooooo good and....
...salty...
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...haha
...maybe I'll try to remember the recipe and use some other seasoning for salt
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Green retweeted
β kinda need the social interaction in my life . Just hope I donβt regret it . .
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I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true
'Cause I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
Look at you go
I just adore you
I wish that I knew
What makes you think I'm so special~
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Murder is wrong, Green
Murder is wrong Murder is wrong
Murder. Is. Wrong.
Apparently everyone assumed I'm queer! Even though I'm a genderless blob, I'm #straight! #StraightPride #WokeAgenda #Capitalism
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//Sometimes when I'm thinking of what to say on this parody, I think about what Sword Phighting would say and giggle to myself
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