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Joined February 2012
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Walking in the cbd with my laptop in my mouth to avoid getting robbed
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Wakikua Z listers wanakuja Africa. I'd do the same
American actor Bryshere Y. Gray, known as Hakeem Lyon in Empire, opened up during an interview with Oga Obinna, saying he is in Kenya β€œforever.” He revealed that he has five children, all aged three months, 3 in the U.S., one in Ethiopia and one in Kenya with a lady from Kiambu. Bryshere said the Kenyan mother has been pressuring him to relocate to Kilimani, but he prefers moving her to Nanyuki, describing it as quiet and peaceful.
Never thought I'd ever say these words but I'm tired of chicken
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The courts either halted the enforcement (or the cameras were deemed illegal; I don't remember which), but either way, the fines are not enforceable aslt the moment.
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I was listening to the founding Director General of NTSA on the radio earlier this week. He was saying he doesn't understand why Kenyans are opposed to the instant fines system. I cannot speak for every Kenyan but, for me, my view is this: You cannot go ahead and enforce such...
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"Siku utakufa watu watachanga pesa ya matanga haraka but hawakusaidii ukiwa hapa" Useless sayings. Everybody struggles. You want people to stop taking care of their business for you??
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Referred a friend for a job Now HR wants to interview me again 😭
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Biggest question this afternoon
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Bana. NTSA has found a way of looting and no one is suing them
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Why isn't no one suing NTSA for not having speed signs up?
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Hii story ya new speed limits Kenyans wako split in the middle
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Aren't they content creators?
"Over 30 years old, where are you getting time to watch a series?" – Milly Wa Jesus is shocked that people are watching The Polygamist series instead of working.
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How lucky can one be
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Some of the things we think are being normalized are really just the internet shining a light on things that have been around for a very long time. Also, we are a generation that puts names to things and takes shame out of them.
Baby daddy Baby mama Black American culture is starting to be normalized in Nairobi... I rebuke it in Jesus name.
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I wonder do Drake see him cooking these niggas LOL. He need his ovo chain fr πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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How was this show marketed? Why does everyone know about it?
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just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work
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she spent 12 hours to cook up a line like β€œyou made a mess, i was the janitor”
Fans notice Taylor Swift stayed overnight at the music studio, leaving at 6am today.
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We're about to get a 100 nasty Nicki Minaj headlines this week, a snippet of a Meg song, pictures from BeyoncΓ© and a new Drake narrative to try to cover this up
Black queens are calling out Jay Z for his controversial Target partnership despite there being a target boycott
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